I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:07 pmwhat should i do with it?
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:07 pmRe: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:11 pmBecome a cab driver - then you can complain to one person at a time. You'll get more wear out of your ennui.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:48 pmjonesthecurl wrote:Become a cab driver - then you can complain to one person at a time. You'll get more wear out of your ennui.
will my cab have A/A ?
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:14 amyou'd probably make the Phillies.
Also, I didn't even know Thome played for them long enough to get 100 HRs with them.
Also, I didn't even know Thome played for them long enough to get 100 HRs with them.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:15 amArmy of GOD wrote:you'd probably make the Phillies.
Also, I didn't even know Thome played for them long enough to get 100 HRs with them.
btw what's that fetish the killing has for thome?
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:17 amnietzsche wrote:Army of GOD wrote:you'd probably make the Phillies.
Also, I didn't even know Thome played for them long enough to get 100 HRs with them.
btw what's that fetish the killing has for thome?
I don't know. It's hard not to like Thome. He's such a good hitter and he was never tarnished with steroid allegations.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:25 amdon't believe what they say...
suicide IS the answer
suicide IS the answer
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:58 amnietzsche is getting all existential again... not surprising.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:59 amtoo many answers too little voting!
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:00 amnietzsche wrote:too many answers too little voting!
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Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:03 amjohn9blue wrote:nietzsche wrote:too many answers too little voting!
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Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:12 amGo with 1. I'm 26 and I think I'm going to try that next.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:12 am63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:20 amjohn9blue wrote:63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.
Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:21 amsaxitoxin wrote:john9blue wrote:63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.
Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.
if this is true then 90% of the teenage male population would have died long ago
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:23 amTeenage boys are invincible. Ask them.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:25 amjohn9blue wrote:saxitoxin wrote:john9blue wrote:63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.
Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.
if this is true then 90% of the teenage male population would have died long ago
Uh yeah. My data is over a decade old but...
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:40 am2dimes wrote:john9blue wrote:saxitoxin wrote:john9blue wrote:63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.
Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.
if this is true then 90% of the teenage male population would have died long ago
Uh yeah. My data is over a decade old but...
I hate to break it to you, however, your "join dates" on CC are the days you died. Fortunately we were able to digitize your consciousness and upload it to the server. However, due to budget cuts, the afterlife takes the form of a message board on a Risk knock-off gaming site.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:43 amsaxitoxin wrote:
I hate to break it to you, however, your "join dates" on CC are the days you died. Fortunately we were able to digitize your consciousness and upload it to the server. However, due to budget cuts, the afterlife takes the form of a message board on a Risk knock-off gaming site.
i always knew this was a forum full of wankers.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:03 amLearn to play an instrument. You might find you are some sevante genius on a banjo
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:29 amjohn9blue wrote:saxitoxin wrote:
I hate to break it to you, however, your "join dates" on CC are the days you died. Fortunately we were able to digitize your consciousness and upload it to the server. However, due to budget cuts, the afterlife takes the form of a message board on a Risk knock-off gaming site.
i always knew this was a forum full of wankers.
Could be much worse. I would think if this were accurate I would be better at lucid dreaming, and someone would have did me a favour like digitizing out my wife or something so I could get back to the task at hand more often.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:33 amWhen I first read the title of this topic, I thought it said 'wife' instead of life. Parody thread up for grabs.
--Andy
--Andy
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:36 amToo painfull.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:04 amGo volunteer in a conflict zone (e.g. on the Sudan/South Sudan border). It'll work magic on the way you view life.
Re: I'm bored with my life,
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:26 amI've been trying the "jerk off to death" approach for a long time without any results. Now let's all go find a nice white woman to make love to!
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