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Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:49 am
by huamulan
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Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:50 am
by Bones2484
Hitchhiker's Guide Logic:

Somewhere out there in the Universe there is a planet where "great pizzas" come together naturally.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:51 am
by Neoteny
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Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:53 am
by jonesthecurl
It wasn't the chef who made it, I have it on good authority. When I claimed I made a great corned beef pie, well,


Re: Logic dictates that there is a God!
Actually God did make the corned beef pie.

You and some others (ie.butcher farmer etc.) gathered the ingredients he made and facilitated the combination into a slightly different form for eating.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:59 am
by cookie0117
It is sad that Christians are so desperate for the concept of a creator for everything but its obvious the christian is wrong. A very skilled chef to cook a pizza???? Any half wit with a bag of flour and a tomato can make a pizza!!!!

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:00 am
by QoH
cookie0117 wrote:A very skilled chef to cook a pizza???? Any half wit with a bag of flour and a tomato can make a pizza!!!!

+1

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:32 pm
by natty dread
I made a great pizza the other day.

The secret to a great pizza is to use a fuckton of cheese

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:02 pm
by whitestazn88
natty dread wrote:I made a great pizza the other day.

The secret to a great pizza is to use a fuckton of cheese


I skip the flour entirely, make the base out of cheese, put on the pepperoni, bake it, add sauce and more cheese, bake it again. eat with nachos.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:04 pm
by Victor Sullivan
natty dread wrote:I made a great pizza the other day.

The secret to a great pizza is to use a fuckton of cheese

Oh, you non-Americans and your confangled metric system!

-Sully

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:06 pm
by DiM
whitestazn88 wrote:I skip the flour entirely, make the base out of cheese, put on the pepperoni, bake it, add sauce and more cheese, bake it again. eat with nachos.


vomited a little in my mouth. :sick:

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:12 pm
by Symmetry
If you're making a pizza and you just call one of the ingredients "cheese", you're probably doing something wrong.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:14 pm
by everywhere116
natty dread wrote:I made a great pizza the other day.

The secret to a great pizza is to use a fuckton of cheese
Truth.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:24 pm
by DiM
everywhere116 wrote:
natty dread wrote:I made a great pizza the other day.

The secret to a great pizza is to use a fuckton of cheese
Truth.



the secret to a great pizza is knowing how to make the dough and baking it in a wood fire over.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:41 pm
by Army of GOD
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Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:44 pm
by MeDeFe
AoG, you're going off topic. This thread is about pizza.

As an atheist I would say that the left-hand stick figure is not necessarily correct in their conclusion. The pizza may have been baked by a horrible chef who by chance managed to get it right.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:55 pm
by DiM
MeDeFe wrote:The pizza may have been baked by a horrible chef who by chance managed to get it right.



wrong. the pizza was baked by god. chefs don't exist. they're mythical creatures like unicorns and straight catholic priests.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:58 pm
by john9blue
given an infinite amount of dough, sauce, and cheese... with sufficient conditions... eventually an amazing pizza will appear

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:23 pm
by natty dread
Symmetry wrote:If you're making a pizza and you just call one of the ingredients "cheese", you're probably doing something wrong.


DO NOT QUESTION THE AWESOMENESS OF MY PIZZAS. THE CUBE GOD WILL BE ANGRY AT YOU

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:02 pm
by jonesthecurl
Now I'm thinking about fruity pizza again. Haven't made that for ages.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:14 pm
by /
The green dots are falling off of the edge of the pizza, why would a very skilled chef do this to us? Does he/she want us to be unhappy?

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:45 pm
by jonesthecurl
It's not oregano, it's oregone-o.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:51 pm
by oss spy
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Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:49 pm
by Woodruff
We clearly need to gather and strategize more often.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:03 pm
by Army of GOD
where are you guys going to be this weekend? I have a witchcraft meeting on Saturday and then some general sinning, including sodomy and saying bad things about America.

Re: Atheist logic

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:46 pm
by whitestazn88
Army of GOD wrote:where are you guys going to be this weekend? I have a witchcraft meeting on Saturday and then some general sinning, including sodomy and saying bad things about America.


I think we're in the same witchcraft group! Is it the class on summoning forest imps with dog blood? (tried to remember the king of the hill reference off the top of my head, avoided googling it so I show some humility instead of always being right)