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Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:59 am**

The thought occurred to me: What would happen if Pavlov's Dogs met Schrödinger's Cat.
I didn't want to google it so I could discuss it instead.
What do you think?

On the technical side of things: Pavlov's Dogs would be long dead now and Schrödinger's Cat never actually existed ( 'twas but a thought experiment).

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:18 am**

Whoa... Dude... what if like... uhh..., I'm so high right now... what did you say?

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:26 am**

Dunno
...ellipsis...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlov's_dogs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:41 am**

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:36 am**

they could team up with algernon, stephen hawking's turtles, and those monkeys writing shakespeare to form some kind of fucked-up experimental-animal-superhero-squad

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:44 am**

x-raider wrote:The thought occurred to me: What would happen if Pavlov's Dogs met Schrödinger's Cat.
I didn't want to google it so I could discuss it instead.
What do you think?

On the technical side of things: Pavlov's Dogs would be long dead now and Schrödinger's Cat never actually existed ( 'twas but a thought experiment).

There would be two simultaneous but different results, since Schrödinger's Cat both does and does not exist at the same time.

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:21 pm**

clearly the dog will think cause a ruckus, knock the poison over and kill the cat, regardless if the poison was knocked over by chance.

Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:07 am**

but like... wouldn't the radiation turn the dog into a super tiger which would... uhh.. destroy the cat and eat the cheese in the box?

Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:18 am**

What if...what if...what if...the Tesseract and the Allspark...were the same thing.

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa dude. Youjustblewmyminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!

Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:29 am**

john9blue wrote:they could team up with algernon, stephen hawking's turtles, and those monkeys writing shakespeare to form some kind of fucked-up experimental-animal-superhero-squad

Yeh, That would make for a great cartoon. I'm going to follow up on that one.

daddy1gringo wrote:There would be two simultaneous but different results, since Schrödinger's Cat both does and does not exist at the same time.

Army of GOD wrote:clearly the dog will think cause a ruckus, knock the poison over and kill the cat, regardless if the poison was knocked over by chance.

Yes, yes. Indeed. Thank-you for your insight. Just what I was looking for. And some more compliments... =D>

...seriously... =D>

GreecePwns wrote:What if...what if...what if...the Tesseract and the Allspark...were the same thing.
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa dude. Youjustblewmyminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!

BigBallinStalin wrote:but like... wouldn't the radiation turn the dog into a super tiger which would... uhh.. destroy the cat and eat the cheese in the box?

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Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:15 am**

The dog would drool, and the cat might be dead.

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:43 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:13 pm**

couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:15 pm**

Baron Von PWN wrote:couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.

You could, of course, but when you opened the box would the criticism be accurate?

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:56 pm**

Symmetry wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.

You could, of course, but when you opened the box would the criticism be accurate?

Well that would depend on the viewer.

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:18 pm**

Baron Von PWN wrote:couldn't that just as easily be shrondingers politician? I mean you could probably make a similar criticism of Obama.

Yea, this is true.

then you look at the "being liberal" sign on it and you're like "f*ck, I hate people"

Posted: **Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:32 am**

Symmetry wrote:

this idea was stolen from an NYT article. plagiarism!!!

in all seriousness though, the article is very funny, here's a link: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opini ... omney.html

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:38 pm**

john9blue wrote:
Symmetry wrote:

this idea was stolen from an NYT article. plagiarism!!!

in all seriousness though, the article is very funny, here's a link: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opini ... omney.html

That was great! I don't know much about Romney, but it would have been funny were it about any relatively bland politician.

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