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Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:54 pm
by saxitoxin
this is a restricted access thread
self-policing / honor system
thanks
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:55 pm
by nietzsche
what's up?
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:57 pm
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:what's up?
just chillin'
what's going on
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:59 pm
by nietzsche
nuthin, just trying to ditch this girl that keeps calling me..
did you buy that hair product i told you about?
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:59 pm
by Phatscotty
She-lah
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:59 pm
by rdsrds2120
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty:

nietzsche, get out.
-rd
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:11 pm
by nietzsche
Who are this two saxi? PScotty and rds?
I thought they didn't let hobos in here..
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:26 pm
by john9blue
i am beautiful
in every single way
words can't bring me down
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:29 pm
by rdsrds2120
john9blue wrote:i am beautiful
in every single way
words can't bring me down
You go, girl.
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:38 pm
by whitestazn88
dickpic.jpg
beautiful enough?
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:50 pm
by Army of GOD
is this a trap thread aimed at me?
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:34 pm
by saxitoxin
nietzsche is allowed in because he's Latin and all Latin men on the internet look like Antonio Banderas before he got fat and ugly and his face fell apart
Scott is allowed in because he's from Minnesota, which is almost Canada, so probably has pretty good skin
rdsrds2120 is allowed in because he can bust a move
john9blue is allowed in because he has self-confidence and a confident person is a beautiful person
Army of God is allowed in because he and Lootifer are the board jocks so they're both probably beautiful
whitestazn88 - I heard Woodruff is starting a thread you might be interested in joining
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:38 pm
by /
On the inside or the outside? Because I can only do one at a time.
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:40 pm
by saxitoxin
/ wrote:On the inside or the outside?
if you have to ask this might not be the thread for you
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:55 pm
by Beckytheblondie
I'm here. What are we doing tonight?
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:55 pm
by rdsrds2120
saxitoxin wrote:/ wrote:On the inside or the outside?
if you have to ask this might not be the thread for you
/, do you have enough Saxbucks to afford
the surgery to fix said problem? I know AoG was looking for a loan shark -- he may have found one by now.
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:00 am
by Army of GOD
yes, but he was a lot more bloodthirsty than I first imagined.

Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:03 am
by /
rdsrds2120 wrote:saxitoxin wrote:/ wrote:On the inside or the outside?
if you have to ask this might not be the thread for you
/, do you have enough Saxbucks to afford
the surgery to fix said problem? I know AoG was looking for a loan shark -- he may have found one by now.
You have moral decency transfusions? Oh happy day!

Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:39 am
by jonesthecurl
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside the zoo, What a thing to do!
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:06 am
by BigBallinStalin
Excuse me, gents. Is this the Handsome Boy Modeling School?
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:20 am
by rdsrds2120
BigBallinStalin wrote:Excuse me, gents. Is this the Handsome Boy Modeling School?
We've received your inquiry and must whole-heartedly decline your application into the Handsome Boy Modeling School (HBMS) under the premise of sexual harassment. Your application contained several unwarranted nude photos, one of which, in specific, had "Kiss Me" written on your abdomen and lower back in a Tiffany red-colored lipstick (popular during the Summer of '05, a horrible year). Furthermore, 'Sex Confidant' does not appear to be a legitimate prior place of employment. With all due respect, please take this token of our appreciation for applying, a new iPhone 4S, and never speak to us again. Regards,
HBMS Management

-rd
Re: Beautiful People Only

Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:37 am
by BigBallinStalin
HOMOPHOBE!!!!!
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:43 am
by jonesthecurl
BigBallinStalin wrote:HOMO PHONE!!!!!
iPhone 4S,
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:46 am
by xeno
#thatprettyguyswag here whatup yall =D
Re: Beautiful People Only

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Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:54 am
by Neoteny
I drive a Maserati.