Conquer Club

I filled the Harley this evening and bought two Sobe drinks. The lady at the till says, "50 something dollars." I of course ask how she figures that and get to watch her swear, beat herself up and say nasty things like, "The guy was a stupid Chinese" because he paid $11.05 for how ever much gas he put in his car.

um... interesting. Was there a China-man present? Or had the China-man recently pass through>

Where can I get some of that stuff 2D?

I did not even see the customer that under paid for their gas.

That direct quote was the ranting from the lady that pushed the wrong button. She also kept saying, "I'm so stupid." I felt bad for her. And found the racism interesting.

By the way, I put $11.05 of gas in the motorcycle.

but you paid your 11 dls plus your drink right?

Once the lady working finished ranting and then manually entered a "correction" to remove the charge from the pump that the other customer used.

2dimes wrote:Once the lady working finished ranting and then manually entered a "correction" to remove the charge from the pump that the other customer used.

Did you go down on her to help calm her?

Wait, did you just turn the thread into that, "How long does it take a woman to orgasm?" Joke?

2dimes wrote:Wait, did you just turn the thread into that, "How long does it take a woman to orgasm?" Joke?

How long did it take this particular ugly lady?

Put yourself in the "Chinese" shoes. If you got away with 50 bucks of gas for only 11 dollars, you wouldn't give a shit either (unless you're a douche).

You are a douche for not taking the gas for less?

2dimes wrote:You are a douche for not taking the gas for less?

Let's go back to you servicing the ugly lady.

Did she have a bush?

Just fabricate the rest. Post some pictures while you're at it. She was really hot... Go!

I can see an argument suggesting to be honest and tell her, "No I put in more than $11.05." is stupid.

Do you think that if the race of the guy with free gas was other, he would've come in and correct the mistake?

I don't know if race was a factor but she seemed to think so.

Is there some honest race? I don't think I'm aware of one.

2dimes wrote:I don't know if race was a factor but she seemed to think so.

Is there some honest race? I don't think I'm aware of one.

It didn't bother you she was racist while you were having sex with her?

Should it? We are not suposed to pay full price for things. Why should we care if she's racist?

Wait, who is Asian?

Allegedly the guy that put $50+ worth of gas in a vehicle then paid $11.05 for it. I will point out I don't see a need to mention the race of the lady doing the ranting.

It's unfortunate for her I was the customer who pumped the $11.05 worth of gas. It seems there are 7 people that would have just paid 50+ dollars for it with two drinks.

The Race thing is really important, Especially since while 2dimes was getting the right price for his gas sorted out, his harly was stolen by a black man!

Fortunately an Inuit hermaphrodite replaced it with an identical one so I did not even notice and rode home.

2dimes wrote:Fortunately an Inuit hermaphrodite replaced it with an identical one so I did not even notice and rode home.

Did you have sex with the Inuit?

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2dimes wrote:Fortunately an Inuit hermaphrodite replaced it with an identical one so I did not even notice and rode home.

Did you have sex with the Inuit?

I'm sure this makes me racist, but brown people are terrible go kart drivers (right behind hasidic Jews who are the worst).