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Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:42 pm
by maxfaraday
Once I was at a party at my neighbour's and we all got drunk and in the end he fell asleep.
I go back to my appartment and a few minutes later his girlfriend knocks on my door and ask me to walk her to her home because it's late in the night and she's afraid of the dark.
I say yes ok i'll do it.
When we arrive at her house she asks me do you want a coffee.
I say have you beer instead.
She says no but i have wine if you want.
I say ok.
So we go to her appartment and it becomes more and more obvious that she wants to have sex.
And while we're sitting on the sofa watching the tv and drinking wine she tells me the best thing a girl ever told me...

'Don't be scared max I'm not gonna rape you'

Guys what's the best thing a woman ever told you|?

Re: Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:43 pm
by Ace Rimmer
I won't tell your wife

Re: Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:32 pm
by jimboston
Oh my GOD... you're sooooo Big!

Re: Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:06 pm
by Army of GOD
"you smell like ass"

Re: Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:53 pm
by BigBallinStalin
"oh dear, did I leave the door unlocked again??"



MFW standing in her living room*:

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*(standing in her bed room would be impolite.)

Re: Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:34 pm
by Lootifer
"Nnnnnaaarrrrggguurrrrraaaaaaarrrrghhhh"

Re: Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:01 pm
by rdsrds2120
"Food's ready!"

Re: Woman's Got Talent

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:04 pm
by jonesthecurl
"nom, nom, nom, nom"...