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Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:27 pm**

I laughed my ass off. Granted you need to like "campy" type humor... and can't be easily offended by vulgar and cheap comedy. If you like Family Guy, are a bit of a nerd, enjoy stuff like the 60's Batman TV Show... you will probably enjoy this movie.

Definitely aimed squarely at men between the ages of 25-50.

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:30 pm**

ITT carefully targetted movie enjoyed by target demographic.

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:32 pm**

Definitely felt like a Family Guy show, with the whole "remember when XXXXXX happened?" *immediate cut to the event, hilarity ensues*

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:32 pm**

Just saw it. I want my $5.75 back.

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:44 pm**

have you met ted?

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:34 pm**

it was enjoyable, had a lot of funny parts. but i felt like the movie suffered from things the studio probably required him to add to broaden their target audience (aka the rom-com scenario betwixt wahlberg and kunis).

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:05 am**

whitestazn88 wrote:it was enjoyable, had a lot of funny parts. but i felt like the movie suffered from things the studio probably required him to add to broaden their target audience (aka the rom-com scenario betwixt wahlberg and kunis).

SPOILER ALERT!

Though nothing not exposed in the trailers.

Without the romance between Wahlberg and Kunis there is no conflict... no reason to get rid of Ted.

Hence no movie.

That aspect is a key part of the movie.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:05 am**

vodean wrote:have you met ted?

No but I would love to.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:06 am**

jay_a2j wrote:Just saw it. I want my $5.75 back.

I think you are in the minority (of people who actually saw the movie).

The theatre I went to was packed... and the crowd was laughing out loud the whole movie.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:11 am**

vodean wrote:have you met ted?

Ted Mosby, shelters his children from marijuana and swear words, but tells them how many girls him and his uncle banged.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:16 am**

i actually thought this was a discussion about http://www.ted.com/.
great site btw. too bad this thread isn't about it.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:25 am**

DiM wrote:i actually thought this was a discussion about http://www.ted.com/.
great site btw. too bad this thread isn't about it.

Entertainment value of www.ted.com as compared to Ted the movie... nil.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:25 am**

I'll have to check this film out, the trailer made me think of Paul, which was a decent enough film.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:22 am**

jay_a2j wrote:Just saw it. I want my $5.75 back.

Where did you go see a novie for that price? It's double that much here.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:43 am**

jimboston wrote:
DiM wrote:i actually thought this was a discussion about http://www.ted.com/.
great site btw. too bad this thread isn't about it.

Entertainment value of http://www.ted.com as compared to Ted the movie... nil.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:36 pm**

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
jimboston wrote:
DiM wrote:i actually thought this was a discussion about http://www.ted.com/.
great site btw. too bad this thread isn't about it.

Entertainment value of http://www.ted.com as compared to Ted the movie... nil.

can't see image. It's lost in the fanpop.com.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:38 pm**

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
jimboston wrote:
DiM wrote:i actually thought this was a discussion about http://www.ted.com/.
great site btw. too bad this thread isn't about it.

Entertainment value of http://www.ted.com as compared to Ted the movie... nil.

can't see image. It's lost in the fanpop.com.

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:58 pm**

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
jimboston wrote:
DiM wrote:i actually thought this was a discussion about http://www.ted.com/.
great site btw. too bad this thread isn't about it.

Entertainment value of http://www.ted.com as compared to Ted the movie... nil.

can't see image. It's lost in the fanpop.com.

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:20 pm**

This was a very, very disappointingly awful movie. I mean...I had an idea of what it was going to be like going in, and I thought it would be funny. It wasn't really that funny. I wouldn't recommend this movie at the $1 theater (if they even still have those).

And Mila Kunis, who used to be freaking hot...isn't, any more. Or maybe her makeup was bad or something. She was like the 6th most attractive woman in the movie.

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:24 pm**

I enjoyed it.

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:52 pm**

Woodruff wrote:This was a very, very disappointingly awful movie. I mean...I had an idea of what it was going to be like going in, and I thought it would be funny. It wasn't really that funny. I wouldn't recommend this movie at the $1 theater (if they even still have those).

And Mila Kunis, who used to be freaking hot...isn't, any more. Or maybe her makeup was bad or something. She was like the 6th most attractive woman in the movie.

It's so hard to like Mila Kunis, because I hate Meg Griffin, and it's not even for any reason other than the fact that the rest of her family hates her too.

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:45 pm**

I saw two movies I really enjoyed this week, for utterly different reasons. "Ted" and "Best Exotic Marigold Hotel". I haven't seen two movies that good in the same week for years and years.

On the down side, I also caught for the first time about 5 inutes of the Halle Berry Catwoman movie on TV. Luckily I managed to reach the "off" button before my brain was paralyzed.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:58 pm**

Woodruff's a "There's a gross chick in that movie." kind of guy.
Jones is a "There's five chicks hotter than Mila Kunis in that movie." kind of guy.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:04 pm**

2dimes wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Just saw it. I want my $5.75 back.

Where did you go see a novie for that price? It's double that much here.

Upstate NY. Matene.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:09 pm**

"Matene Novie" huh? We're quite the pair. How's it going?

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