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If people don't start hating on Apolo Ohno Right Now I'm gonna throw AoG in front of a cayer.

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What's with all the hate, sax?

Are you jealous of his hot bod? Do you envy it? Do you wish it to be lain to waste, so that you can feel slightly better with yourself?

For shame, sax. For shame.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Are you jealous of his hot bod?

he does NOT have a hot bod

saxitoxin wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:Are you jealous of his hot bod?

he does NOT have a hot bod

Yeah, you're jealous.

Just stick to wearing cool hats, sax. No one will judge you.

Who else knows who Apolo Ohno is?

Not Me.

Who else gives a tinker's slug?

Ditto.

Any relation to Apollo Creed?

Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?

Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.

daddy1gringo wrote:Who else knows who Apolo Ohno is?

Not Me.

Who else gives a tinker's slug?

Ditto.

Yoko's love child?

He's an old, washed-up ice skater who is fat as f*ck.

Ohno won the dance-off when he competed in 2007, but took home some extra junk in the trunk along with his mirrorball trophy. The trainer helped Ohno shed almost 17 pounds in preparation for the Vancouver Olympics, from just under 159 to 142.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-02 ... -schaeffer

The trainer probably shaved 10 pounds off for the press, meaning he was 169 pounds and 5'6" ... and that's when he's skating. Now that he's not skating anymore you know he's probably looking like Oprah at the Hostess factory.

"Where is my Thai servant boy with my Twinkies? I can't race without 12 Twinkies. Also, I'm into furries and I don't have any friends."

saxitoxin wrote:He's an old, washed-up ice skater who is fat as f*ck.

Ohno won the dance-off when he competed in 2007, but took home some extra junk in the trunk along with his mirrorball trophy. The trainer helped Ohno shed almost 17 pounds in preparation for the Vancouver Olympics, from just under 159 to 142.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-02 ... -schaeffer

The trainer probably shaved 10 pounds off for the press, meaning he was 169 pounds and 5'6" ... and that's when he's skating. Now that he's not skating anymore you know he's probably looking like Oprah at the Hostess factory.

"Where is my Thai servant boy with my Twinkies? I can't race without 12 Twinkies. Also, I'm into furries and I don't have any friends."

I think you have the quote wrong... that's AOG, no Ohno.

saxitoxin wrote:He's an old, washed-up ice skater who is fat as f*ck.

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From the look on his face, he's got one nasty wedgie goin' on....

jimboston wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?

Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.

Rocky IV

autoload wrote:

jimboston wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?

Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.

Rocky IV

I must break this up

autoload wrote:

jimboston wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Any relation to Apollo Creed?

Apollo Creed was Hot

Until that giant Ivan smashed his face in back in Rocky III.

Rocky IV

My bad...

Rocky III was Mr. T... I should have remembered that!