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*WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:08 am
by BigBallinStalin
DERRRR< This is the thread where we make obvious jokes that are so obvious that they can't be mistaken as seriously.

I'll begin:


What's the deal with airline peanuts, guys? I mean, they give you a pack of peanuts, and then what?


LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG, that was so funny! Now it's your turn!

Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:19 am
by iraq lobster
my best friend is a peanut and he is now crying.

inb4 woodruff reports you and then blames me

Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:21 am
by BigBallinStalin
Sorry, sir. But your joke isn't obvious enough.


REPORTED FOR BIGOTRY.

Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:40 am
by jonesthecurl
Is this thing on?

Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:57 am
by daddy1gringo
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:25 am
by patches70
In the middle of the night my wife woke me up with her dirty talking. I rolled over and she was on the phone. :cry:

Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:48 am
by Timminz
What's brown and sticky?

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What's pink and sticky?

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Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:51 am
by Haggis_McMutton
Since we're doing old jokes, wth:


Re: *WARNING* INCOMING JOKE THREAD *WARNING*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:43 pm
by Army of GOD
what do you call a black pilot?

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