Conquer Club

Obviously, America's competitors have a natural advantage in the production of parakeets; therefore, the US should used the extracted wealth from its citizens to subsidize the American parakeet industry. If you disagree, you're a Communist, fascist, anti-American, sonuva bitch, who is insensitive to the needs of job-loving Americans who wish to work in the parakeet industry.

It's a Norweigan Blue, sir.
It's just pining for the fjords.