Olympians can't get out of each others' pants
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:17 pmConquer Club
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Olympians can't get out of each others' pants
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:17 pmRe: Olympians can't get out of each others' pants
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:40 pmI remember hearing about this on...the Colbert Report I think? I can't remember exactly but that's just weird. So many athletes are underage and shit.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:34 amDid they run out of condoms? Again?
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:58 amArmy of GOD wrote:I remember hearing about this on...the Colbert Report I think? I can't remember exactly but that's just weird. So many athletes are underage and shit.
I don't think it's weird at all. It actually makes perfect sense to me, from a "young and virile" standpoint. As to some being underage...yeah, that stopped all of us from having sex at the time, I'm sure (plus it obviously didn't say they were all doing it, just that it was pretty routine).
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:44 pmIt's not like this is something new.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:57 pmBesides, I believe the age of consent is 16 or something in England.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:54 pmMeDeFe wrote:Besides, I believe the age of consent is 16 or something in England.
wiki wrote:The age of consent in England and Wales is 16 regardless of sexual orientation and/or gender, as specified by the Sexual Offences Act 2003.[63] However, if person A is over the age of 18 and is in a position of trust to person B who is under the age of 18, it is illegal for A to engage in sexual activity with B.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:57 pmSo as long as the coaches don't get it on with any underage members of their teams things should be legally fine.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:51 pmMeDeFe wrote:So as long as the coaches don't get it on with any underage members of their teams things should be legally fine.
Witness the strength of street knowledge.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:35 pmcrawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.
if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL
if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:55 pmyang guize wrote:crawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.
if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL
The age of consent in China is 14 with no restrictions on authority figures.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:56 pmImagine that... what a news story... who would've thunk it?
You put a large group of (many attractive and in shape) young people together... and they decide to f*ck?
Unheard of.
The reporter who broke this story has some skilz.
NOT
You put a large group of (many attractive and in shape) young people together... and they decide to f*ck?
Unheard of.
The reporter who broke this story has some skilz.
NOT
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:21 pmHaha, I thought this was common knowledge; however the article did make me laugh... "Some scandinavian looking sprint team..."
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:43 pmMeDeFe wrote:So as long as the coaches don't get it on with any underage members of their teams things should be legally fine.
Thanks, coach.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:43 pmLootifer wrote:Haha, I thought this was common knowledge; however the article did make me laugh... "Some scandinavian looking sprint team..."
Well it's hard to tell when they're not wearing their uniforms any more! <grin>
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:50 pmWhat would it be like if everyone on CC lived in the ConquerClub Village?
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:11 pmI would probably try to hook up with MeDeFe, but settle for natty dread.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:55 pmsaxitoxin wrote:What would it be like if everyone on CC lived in the ConquerClub Village?
a lot of gay sex
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:37 pmNeoteny wrote:I would probably try to hook up with MeDeFe, but settle for natty dread.
Dude. It's the Olympics. You can have sex with both of them, if they're willing, maybe even at the same time.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:38 pmArmy of GOD wrote:a lot of mature gay sex
fxt
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:07 amwell it'll obviously be hot bum sex
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:18 amThings would get awkward but would normalize after two to three days.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:30 amBigBallinStalin wrote:Things would get awkward but would normalize after two to three days.
You mean as soon as people have shouted themselves so hoarse they can only whisper?
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:01 amSymmetry wrote:yang guize wrote:crawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.
if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL
The age of consent in China is 14 with no restrictions on authority figures.
ha ha. why is that relevant? i feel sorry for your girls if they are violated by the men as soon as the law permits it ;_; they must be real loose when they come to marry LOL
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:13 amyang guize wrote:Symmetry wrote:yang guize wrote:crawling on each other like snakes ha hathere must be so many disease.
if i ever travel to your nightclubs i will have to take a lot of medicine LOL
The age of consent in China is 14 with no restrictions on authority figures.
ha ha. why is that relevant? i feel sorry for your girls if they are violated by the men as soon as the law permits it ;_; they must be real loose when they come to marry LOL
I believe this is the point where a joke about your mom is considered appropriate.
*clears throat*
Your mom's so loose she doesn't need a bag to carry when she goes grocery shopping.
Perhaps now that the gutter has been reached we can start working on elevating the level of the discussion again. Young guys, sorry, yang guize, how exactly does the conduct of more than 10000 athletes from 204 different countries say anything about sexual mores in England?