How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?
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nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?
Haggis_McMutton wrote:nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?
So the pump worked?
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?