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How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:18 pm
by nietzsche
I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:41 am
by Dukasaur
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?

Remove it, and put it in a litre of salt water.

If it floats then it contains too much fatty tissue. If it sinks to the bottom then it doesn't.

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:16 am
by heavycola
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


That's a clitoris, son.

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:48 am
by yang guize
i think anything bigger than an african and you are likely to cause pain. if there are none of them near you maybe you can find a picture on the internet.

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:32 pm
by Army of GOD
if you can't fit it in Serbia's mom, it's too fat

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:56 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


So the pump worked?

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:36 pm
by nietzsche
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


So the pump worked?


No, I drank V.

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:14 pm
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:I have no idea. A caliper? But what's too fat?


Don't stress about it. As long as AoG is satisfied, why care?

Re: How Do You Tell If Your Dick Is Too Fat?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:47 pm
by Nola_Lifer
Depends. You don't want to have a choad, aka, round for nothin.