Conquer Club

Racing reindeers:


Sauna championship


And, of course, men either wearing makeup and dresses or completely naked playing soccer in a swamp:

You forgot beer floating, Finland's favorite national pastime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_floating

unless you show me some finnish teen girls with octopuses then they've got nothing over those crazy japanese

Was it the Danish that ventured to Japan and opened up trade with them? If so - I'm too lazy to look it up right now - I'd think that the Danish would be such, not the Finnish. But I really don't know anything about either.