A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles over a parking dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China. The 41 years old woman rode her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, to pick up her child. When she tried to park her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the 42-year-old male shop owner. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation began. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a fight. During the fight, the middle aged woman managed to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground. The man was immediately rushed to the hospital, but unfortunately died.
What a way to go ...
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:33 am
by BigBallinStalin
I blame the coal plants.
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:34 am
by Nola_Lifer
Does this mean she has kung fu grip?
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:51 am
by Haggis_McMutton
So it turns out this video is actually medically accurate.
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:07 am
by DiM
how on earth do you even stumble upon such news articles?
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:26 pm
by kentington
DiM wrote:how on earth do you even stumble upon such news articles?
Searching for testicles online of course.
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:41 pm
by Woodruff
Ain't no way am I reading the OP nor clicking on that link. I'm just saying.
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:42 pm
by saxitoxin
This happened to me once.
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:47 pm
by kentington
saxitoxin wrote:This happened to me once.
I don't know why you keep bringing that up. I already apologized.
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:52 am
by Baron Von PWN
kentington wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:This happened to me once.
I don't know why you keep bringing that up. I already apologized.
jeez saxi he said sorry, let it go. (kentington already has)
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:23 am
by jonesthecurl
Oh. I thought you meant something else entirely when you said he "put the squeeze on you". Sorry, Saxi, I would've shown more sympathy - I thought it was just yet one more blackmailer.
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:57 am
by Haggis_McMutton
saxitoxin wrote:This happened to me once.
Is that why your balls are made of ceramic now?
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:11 am
by Pope Joan
She must have practiced on kittens...
Re: Parking spot fight ends in death by testicular asphyxiat