Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:14 pm
by pimpdave
Dr. Hosblott and Dr. Neidermeyer have finished writing yet another stunning article. You may know them from their previous articles, such as The Tea Party: A Racist, Violent Organization and The Tea Party: Why How Dare They. This time, they went undercover at the Tea Party's Annual Death Jamboree, an event in which Tea Party Death Squads gather to exchange information and techniques, such as how to shoot up a movie theater at a midnight screening, or which temples are best to attack on a mass murder spree (one mentioned was of course Sikh).
Look for the new article under it's title, The Tea Party: How A Group of Violent Racists Became the Terrorist Organization Responsible For Snuffing Out More American Civilian's Lives From 2008 to Present Than Al-Qaeda
Since the article won't be published until next week, unfortunately I can't link to it. However, we can discuss this problem of the Death Jamborees, or Deathborees, as some call them. What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop killing everyone who disagrees with them?
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:28 pm
by Phatscotty
People owe me money!
Welcome back PimpDavid
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:40 pm
by pimpdave
Would you guys be interested in a Q&A with Dr. Hosblott? I might have to be the go-between, because I don't think he has a CC account, but I'm sure he'd be willing to answer any questions you guys might have about the Deathborees. He is an expert, after all.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:46 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:53 pm
by Phatscotty
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:57 pm
by Baron Von PWN
this is now a picture thread
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:58 pm
by BigBallinStalin
It was only a matter of time until the superstitious let loose their cries!
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:33 am
by pimpdave
Baron Von PWN wrote:this is now a picture thread
No it's not. Please don't derail this thread. Get back on topic. The only picture you should be posting is the one of the founder of the Tea Party, this man:
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:34 am
by pimpdave
Back on topic: What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop shooting people at Batman movies?
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:43 am
by BigBallinStalin
A better question is: what does Dr. Hosblott think?
He's the expert here!
Dr. Hosblott, wherever you are, (a) should the Tea Party stop shooting people at Batman movies?
(b) Should these Deathborees be labeled as terrorist fundraisers and should therefore be stopped?
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:23 am
by thegreekdog
I think Deathboree was one of the bounty hunters on the star destroyer that Darth Vader had go after Han Solo.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:06 am
by BigBallinStalin
If that's true, then could Dr. Hosblott have mistakenly led himself to the wrong conclusions?
The future of public policy teeters on this very question.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:09 am
by crispybits
I think we can only blame this on one person.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:07 pm
by pimpdave
Hey guys, I just got a fax from Dr. Hosblott, he said he'll gladly answer questions, so I faxed back what BigBallinStalin has asked. I just want to be sure this isn't some violation of the rules.
I also noticed that someone reported my post asking if the Tea Party should stop murdering people in movie theaters. Why was this reported? It's common knowledge and was reported in numerous media outlets that the shooter is a member of the Tea Party. The attack is similar to the one a Tea Party member staged on Gabrielle Giffords.
Did the person who reported that post think the Tea Party should, indeed, continue killing people? Let's discuss it. I would like to hear more. Do you think they should continue murdering Sikhs in their temples?
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:14 pm
by thegreekdog
pimpdave wrote:Hey guys, I just got a fax from Dr. Hosblott, he said he'll gladly answer questions, so I faxed back what BigBallinStalin has asked. I just want to be sure this isn't some violation of the rules.
I also noticed that someone reported my post asking if the Tea Party should stop murdering people in movie theaters. Why was this reported? It's common knowledge and was reported in numerous media outlets that the shooter is a member of the Tea Party. The attack is similar to the one a Tea Party member staged on Gabrielle Giffords.
Did the person who reported that post think the Tea Party should, indeed, continue killing people? Let's discuss it. I would like to hear more. Do you think they should continue murdering Sikhs in their temples?
Your moderator friends, like thegreekdog, who has and continues to protect you from rigtheous internet justice, are clearly telling you who is reporting your posts. How else could you know?
Unrelated (and sorry to derail this really important thread): That was one of the most thankless things about being a moderator and something I will never accuse a moderator of doing: we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on. So I beseech all of you to stop accusing people of doing that.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:40 pm
by pimpdave
I only know because I accidentally pressed the exclamation point downward facing triangle, and the internet told me the post was already reported.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:51 pm
by pimpdave
thegreekdog wrote: we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on.
Bullshit. Night Strike is the biggest example of favoritism. He never gets banned for what you moderators regularly ban the rest of us for.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:21 pm
by libertasvelnex
pimpdave wrote:Dr. Hosblott and Dr. Neidermeyer have finished writing yet another stunning article. You may know them from their previous articles, such as The Tea Party: A Racist, Violent Organization and The Tea Party: Why How Dare They. This time, they went undercover at the Tea Party's Annual Death Jamboree, an event in which Tea Party Death Squads gather to exchange information and techniques, such as how to shoot up a movie theater at a midnight screening, or which temples are best to attack on a mass murder spree (one mentioned was of course Sikh).
Look for the new article under it's title, The Tea Party: How A Group of Violent Racists Became the Terrorist Organization Responsible For Snuffing Out More American Civilian's Lives From 2008 to Present Than Al-Qaeda
Since the article won't be published until next week, unfortunately I can't link to it. However, we can discuss this problem of the Death Jamborees, or Deathborees, as some call them. What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop killing everyone who disagrees with them?
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:07 pm
by Nola_Lifer
pimpdave wrote:
thegreekdog wrote: we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on.
Bullshit. Night Strike is the biggest example of favoritism. He never gets banned for what you moderators regularly ban the rest of us for.
How many personalities do you have?
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:20 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Nola_Lifer wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
thegreekdog wrote: we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on.
Bullshit. Night Strike is the biggest example of favoritism. He never gets banned for what you moderators regularly ban the rest of us for.
How many personalities do you have?
I think he has four:
Rage 1 Rage 2 Rage 3 Calm
The last one doesn't get equal air time.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:14 pm
by /
pimpdave wrote:Back on topic: What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop shooting people at Batman movies?
No, less Batman, more tea parties.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:32 pm
by Symmetry
It depends on the Batman movie. Anybody going to view Batman and Robin, featuring George Clooney's nipples, should be considered fair game. Not of course for a mass shooting, but for tickets to PimpDave's house, where they can explain, in turn, how shitty that movie is, and that although they are have no credentials, it was a remarkably poor piece of film making.
And... sorry, I got distracted, what were we talking about?
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:36 pm
by pimpdave
Batman and Robin was a farce, and in time, the general public will start to see it that way too, as an homage to the 60's Batman.
The weak one was Batman Forever, which couldn't quite make up it's mind if it was going to be edgy and grim like Tim Burton's Batman (where Batman has no problem killing villains and goons), or silly like 60's Batman.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:50 pm
by Symmetry
pimpdave wrote:Batman and Robin was a farce, and in time, the general public will start to see it that way too, as an homage to the 60's Batman.
The weak one was Batman Forever, which couldn't quite make up it's mind if it was going to be edgy and grim like Tim Burton's Batman (where Batman has no problem killing villains and goons), or silly like 60's Batman.
Awful pieces of filmmaking both, but Batman and Robin wasn't a farce, it was just crap. Shaky sets, poor action, terrible filming, awful acting, bizarre costumes, non-sensical plot...
You'll have to do a bit more than that to rescue it from the fiasco that it was.
Just a terrible terrible movie.
Re: Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:13 pm
by pimpdave
Skip to 1:30.
Those "zip" sound effects when Bane sends the goons flying were really in the movie shown in the theaters. Then watch all of Mister Freeze's quotes. I rest my case.
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:14 pm
