Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:45 pm**

Which member of The Club would you want to ...

(1) be your masseuse
(2) be your decorator
(3) be your housekeeper
(4) be your bodyguard
(5) be your gardener

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:47 pm**

I don't know shit about gardening and I'm not looking for a job so if you choose me for that job you are being 100% racist.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:51 pm**

(1) be your masseuse- Saxitoxin
(2) be your decorator- TheForgivenOne
(3) be your housekeeper- Army of GOD
(4) be your bodyguard- army of nobunaga
(5) be your gardener- Nietzche

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:51 pm**

nietzsche wrote:I don't know shit about gardening and I'm not looking for a job so if you choose me for that job you are being 100% racist.

Well, I can't exactly ask you to be my masseuse. You rub me the wrong way!

<Snap! Rimshot!>

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:52 pm**

trk444444444444444lf!!!!

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:56 pm**

(1) be your masseuse - rdsrds2120, he swears his hands are strong
(2) be your decorator - Lootifer, he knows purple and yellow are complimentary colors
(3) be your housekeeper - Nietzsche, he has all of those women to help him and knows nothing about gardening.
(4) be your bodyguard - Saxi, military uniform
(5) be your gardener - BBS, I hear dino's produce a lot of fertilizer.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:05 pm**

(1) be your masseuse - Player, i don't want any man touching my naked body
(2) be your decorator - saxitoxin, for some reason I think he can do a good job
(3) be your housekeeper - BBS, he seems to have a lot of energy
(4) be your bodyguard - army of nobunaga
(5) be your gardener - Army of GOD, he's closest to the grass

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:05 pm**

kentington wrote:(3) be your housekeeper - Nietzsche, he has all of those women to help him and knows nothing about gardening.

When nietzsche stayed at my pool house he ordered 3 gallons of hair grease on my Amazon account, drank all the Tecate, cut the sleeves off my white t-shirts, impregnated Esmerelda, played Herb Alpert at full volume, signed over my back lot to the Catholic Church and would randomly fire a pistol in the air throughout the day.

Compared to my previous housekeepers he might do a pretty good job.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:06 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:
kentington wrote:(3) be your housekeeper - Nietzsche, he has all of those women to help him and knows nothing about gardening.

When nietzsche stayed at my pool house he ordered 3 gallons of hair grease on my Amazon account, drank all the Tecate, cut the sleeves off my white t-shirts, impregnated Esmerelda, played Herb Alpert at full volume, signed over my back lot to the Catholic Church and would randomly fire a pistol in the air throughout the day.

Compared to my previous housekeepers he might do a pretty good job.

So, he is an entertainer and housekeeper?

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:10 pm**

kentington wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
kentington wrote:(3) be your housekeeper - Nietzsche, he has all of those women to help him and knows nothing about gardening.

When nietzsche stayed at my pool house he ordered 3 gallons of hair grease on my Amazon account, drank all the Tecate, cut the sleeves off my white t-shirts, impregnated Esmerelda, played Herb Alpert at full volume, signed over my back lot to the Catholic Church and would randomly fire a pistol in the air throughout the day.

Compared to my previous housekeepers he might do a pretty good job.

So, he is an entertainer and housekeeper?

Don't forget gardener.

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:19 pm**

saxi just sent me some ideas for my living room:

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:28 pm**

1: insomniared
2: insomniared
3: insomniared
4: THORNHEART
5: insomniared

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:29 pm**

john9blue wrote:1: insomniared
2: insomniared
3: insomniared
4: THORNHEART
5: insomniared

dude, she's dead, remember?

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:33 pm**

nietzsche wrote:
john9blue wrote:1: insomniared
2: insomniared
3: insomniared
4: THORNHEART
5: insomniared

dude, she's dead, remember?

that's never stopped me before

Posted: **Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:27 am**

Masseuse: If rds says he have strong hands then it have to be him I guess.
Decorator: Someone creatative. Mr Benn maybe.
Housekeeper: I don't know who's good at cleaning and cooking. I'll just take someone very short I can boss around. Have to be AoG then.
Bodyguard: Very difficult! Everyone here are egomaniacs and no one would take a bullet for me. Has to be someone very unintelligent.
:-k

......

Sully....my dear friend, could you come over here?
Gardener: Someone who cares about the environment. Hm, no repulican then. Okay saxi I give you this responsibility but if you mess up my rose bushes.....

Posted: **Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:08 pm**

1. BOOM BOOM
2. ManBungalow
3. saxitoxin, but only if he wears a skimpy outfit
4. Phatscotty
5. nietzche (that was an easy one)

why would you guys want aon to be your bodyguard? He'd go crazy and kill you.

Posted: **Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:30 pm**

Gillipig wrote:Okay saxi I give you this responsibility but if you mess up my rose bushes.....

Don't worry, I'll be careful when I trim your bush.

Posted: **Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:45 am**

Army of GOD wrote:1. BOOM BOOM

5. nietzche (that was an easy one)

Yes, Mexicans are good gardeners and housekeepers.

Posted: **Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:51 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Okay saxi I give you this responsibility but if you mess up my rose bushes.....

Don't worry, I'll be careful when I trim your bush.

Like I said, don't mess it up. I put a great deal of pride in my bush(es).

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:18 am**

tkr4lf wrote:(1) be your masseuse- Saxitoxin
(2) be your decorator- TheForgivenOne
(3) be your housekeeper- Army of GOD
(4) be your bodyguard- army of nobunaga
(5) be your gardener- Nietzche

Have fun having the most feminine House/workplace among your friends

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