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Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:38 amby whitestazn88
1. He's one of the most popular imaginary friends in the world, which is impressive considering the ability of the human mind to create all sorts of different things. And don't tell me it's because of indoctrination or whatever. A ton of people just really want to be imaginary friends with a hippie that builds shit out of wood and then talks about sharing everything. And the rest of us just make fun of hipster socialsts... but whatever floats your boat..
And the comment following this colon will be for rds only:
Lock this thread since it's a stretch to believe that some crazy cosmic deity being was sent to earth by a vengeful god to show us that he's not above beating the shit out of his own son, so we best believe he's ready to dole out more floods and plagues on our human asses.
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:07 amby saxitoxin
great abs
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:15 amby Sydney0103
The fact that he can forgive you posting this!
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:00 amby xeno
saxitoxin wrote:great abs
Dam you if I wasn't coming here to say the exact thing. Crucifixion did wonders for that man's core.
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:59 amby heavycola
He could have played guitar better than Hendrix.
He could have told the future.
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world.
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky.
He could have danced better than Baryshnikov.
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:02 amby ManBungalow
Still throws a great birthday bash every year, despite being dead for about two millennia.
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:15 amby KoolBak
I like the way he pronounced his name "Hey-Zeus!"
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:45 amby BigBallinStalin
He's black!
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:05 amby heavycola
BigBallinStalin wrote:He's black!
FAIL
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:35 amby BigBallinStalin
NO WAY!
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:34 pmby jay_a2j
Sydney0103 wrote:The fact that he can forgive you posting this!
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:23 pmby bedub1
Jesus is the square root of negative 1.
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:07 amby heavycola
BigBallinStalin wrote:NO WAY!
Is that Owenshooter?
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:28 amby BigBallinStalin
HOW DARE YOU!
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:36 amby Johnny Rockets
The whole water<wine thing was pretty cool....
That and he's bailed out my sorry ass more times than I can count....
Johnny Rockets
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:37 pmby Army of GOD
he can make poop float
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:02 amby BigBallinStalin
He can walk on floating poop.
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:00 amby xeno
He poops in my mouth
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:45 amby pimpdave
My favorite thing is that he forgives us of stuff. Such as Father Angel Armando Perez. Jesus has forgiven him of raping twelve year old boys, therefore there's no reason to pursue the matter further. So everyone should stop persecuting the Catholic Church and let him resume his blessed work with children. Because he's sorry, so he totally probably won't do it again.