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I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:58 am
by rdsrds2120
NEVER ASK ANYONE FOR A GODDAM HAMBURGER.
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger

Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:06 am
by fadedpsychosis
... I think I'll go to Subway instead thanks...
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger

Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:27 pm
by Maugena
I like this. Hue.
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:17 pm
by /
Can I please have 3 cuils worth of whatever he's smoking?
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:09 am
by Victor Sullivan
Can I get a cuil-based restraining order?
-Sully
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:11 am
by rdsrds2120
Victor Sullivan wrote:Can I get a cuil-based restraining order?
-Sully
No. And I'm too cuil for school.
-rd
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:32 am
by Maugena
My dick is 10 cuils long.
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:18 am
by Evil Semp
Can I get a Hamburger?
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:01 am
by fadedpsychosis
here's your raccoon...
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:38 pm
by rdsrds2120
Evil Semp wrote:Can I get a Hamburger?
Would you like Cuils with that?
-rd
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:41 pm
by Timminz
I've never personally experienced anything beyond two cuils.
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:00 pm
by natty dread
1 cuil = ~150 micrograms
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:17 pm
by Army of GOD
would 0 cuils = You ask for a hamburger and I give you one?
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:41 pm
by rdsrds2120
Army of GOD wrote:would 0 cuils = You ask for a hamburger and I give you one?
That or you say no.
-rd
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:47 pm
by Army of GOD
what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:56 pm
by rdsrds2120
Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?
Me. Ham's gross.
(was I just 1 Cuil away?)
-rd
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:00 pm
by Victor Sullivan
rdsrds2120 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?
Me. Ham's gross.
(was I just 1 Cuil away?)
-rd
True, but ham
burgers are good.
-Sully
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

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Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:58 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?
what kind of hamburger doesn't give people a dick?
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

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Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:11 pm
by MeDeFe
BigBallinStalin wrote:Army of GOD wrote:what kind of a dick doesn't give people a hamburger?
what kind of hamburger doesn't give people a dick?
God neglected ~50% of all humans in that regard. Ergo, god is a half hamburger.
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:22 pm
by maxfaraday
Boring.
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:40 pm
by BigBallinStalin
maxfaraday wrote:Boring.
I give you a hamburger.
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:10 am
by rdsrds2120
BigBallinStalin wrote:maxfaraday wrote:Boring.
I give you a hamburger.
A small library in saxi ceases to exist.
-rd
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:50 am
by BigBallinStalin
rdsrds2120 wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:maxfaraday wrote:Boring.
I give you a hamburger.
A small library in saxi ceases to exist.
-rd
Upended in the calypso circus, have you got what I feed?
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:58 pm
by rdsrds2120
BigBallinStalin wrote:rdsrds2120 wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:maxfaraday wrote:Boring.
I give you a hamburger.
A small library in saxi ceases to exist.
-rd
Upended in the calypso circus, have you got what I feed?
Perhaps if we had monocle slantways cockatrice.
-rd
Re: I Ask You For A Hamburger (Reality Theory)

Posted:
Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:41 pm
by 2dimes