Conquer Club

As some of you may know, I'm a world-class photoshop artist. In fact, I was trained by Leonardo da Vinci himself.

And now, my dear friends, I've come to apply my terrific skills to the menial task of modifying your pictures. I'm sorry, but I just can't help being so tremendously noble. Or having such a beautifully huge ego.

I have done several projects for secretive government agencies, so I have lots of experience in this kind of work.
I have not done several projects for secretive government agencies, so I have no experience in this kind of work.

I specialise in making seamless photo combinations - you won't even be able to tell that I've used two different pictures.

So, without further egotism, I present to you my digital portfolio thus far:


BigBallinStalin




Woodruff




PLAYER57832




Serbia




nietzsche




Haggis_McMutton




AndyDufresne






NOW TAKING REQUESTS

Do me!

DO ME DO ME DO ME

Introducing..

Timminz

Wow! These are hands-down the best!

ManBungalow wrote:Introducing..

Timminz

Pssh, my timminz is better:

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:Introducing..

Timminz

Pssh, my timminz is better:

Now now boys, there's enough of me to go around. No need to fight.

I like the BBS one. What about me?


--Andy

I'm not possible to be done.

ManBungalow doing Serbia:

I bet nietz didn't use lube.

Don't I look handsome?

Do saxi

Oh! Oh! What about me?

-Sully

Excuse me, ManB. I was so taken by your renditions that I have to ask...

while editing the photos, what motivates you?
Is the art for yourself? Does it naturally occur within you and is expressed seemingly autonomously through your mouse clicks?
How does it work?

And what's a good photo editing program?

do me manbungalow

DO ME

Do yourself.

notyou2 wrote:Do yourself.

one does not simply do themselves.

That was meant for the OP, not everything is about you John.

notyou2 wrote:That was meant for the OP, not everything is about you John.

i said "one", not "i" or "me". my post was meant for everybody, not everything is directed towards you bro. get over yourself.

I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.

notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.

and being a dick

john9blue wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.

and being a dick

he's got a darwin fish for an avatar... I thought it was a job requirement for anyone with one of those

AWESOME!

fadedpsychosis wrote:

john9blue wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I am simply requesting Man B do a photoshop edit of himself.

and being a dick

he's got a darwin fish for an avatar... I thought it was a job requirement for anyone with one of those

lol....who's calling who what?