Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:19 pm**

Imagine yourself in the audience stands of this gameshow. Before you, on the stage stands BBS--facing a table, upon which lies two buttons.

Army of GOD is terminally ill with shortness, but button A will cure his shortness and all other shortness-related/terminally-ill related ailments.

Button B provides a lifetime of any kind of cake for all the denizens of ConquerClub.

In a heart beat, I would put the smackdown on Button B. A few of us may feel a little guilty, but after Army of GOD is dead and short, they can definitely eat their cake guilt-free. NEVERTHELESS!!!, I'm willing to wait about 10 seconds while you scream, "A!!!" or "B!!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:20 pm**

I'm not 100% sure, but I think you might have stolen this thread idea from somewhere.

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:21 pm**

f*ck both of them, I want kittens

Does this mean if you f*ck AoG and a piece of cake, someone will bring you out a box of kittens as a prize?

What if you only stick it in the cake?

Also, I'd need to know more about the cake. If it had a rich, hot fudge center I'd f*ck it in a heartbeat. If it were carrot cake - NO WAY, MAN.

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:23 pm**

any fucking of the cake automatically turns the cake into carrot cake.

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:30 pm**

I don't eat cake, so I'd save you.
I won't guarantee what the vote would be if it was beer or you.

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:31 pm**

what if it was AoG flavored beer?

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:32 pm**

I don't often drink shorts.

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:40 pm**

LOCK THIS THREAD!!!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:01 pm**

Army of GOD wrote:Imagine yourself in the audience stands of this gameshow. Before you, on the stage stands BBS--facing a table, upon which lies two buttons.

Army of GOD is terminally ill with shortness, but button A will cure his shortness and all other shortness-related/terminally-ill related ailments.

Button B provides a lifetime of any kind of cake for all the denizens of ConquerClub.

In a heart beat, I would put the smackdown on Button B. A few of us may feel a little guilty, but after Army of GOD is dead and short, they can definitely eat their cake guilt-free. NEVERTHELESS!!!, I'm willing to wait about 10 seconds while you scream, "A!!!" or "B!!!

You have all of the imagination of...Hollywood of the last five years.