Conquer Club

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Good evening, my fellow ConquerClubbers. I hope everyone is doing fine and dandy this evening <plays a lil’ ditty>. Please, help yourself to some moon pies, but don’t ask for cake because it is forbidden. Cake has been deemed too offensive in the parlance of our times. Ah yes, we live in a world of political correctness gone wild like GGW. But let us forget those people who tend to kick the chess table of criticism and fold their minds when faced with the flaws of their positions.


Although controversy is discouraged, the constant exposure of flaws is ban-worthy and the poking of the peaches causes great bruises, fear not, my ConquerClubbers, for BBS is here to stay. The Self-Appointed Defender of the People, the Dictator of your Diktats, the Confectionist of Silly Concoctions.

--speaking of which, if you were given that choice, wouldn’t you choose B, thus providing a lifetime of cake of any kind for all CC users, which would end world hunger while allowing you to select some delicious, cancer-curing cake? Alas, the narrow-minded greed of a few can really prevent this world from flourishing. <plays a lil’ ditty>


Sound and fury can drive others astray, but I continue to abstain for my passions and anger are constantly bound by my reason. My sound and fury died roughly 3 years ago after my first submitted Report, but ‘the long journey begins with your first step’. Some have yet to begin theirs—<pleasantly belly-chuckles>. My second and most recent Report was about something caught by ESET.


But enough about me—how about you? What’s on your mind? What topics shall we discuss here or in other threads? Wherever shall our random musings take us?

AoG wanted to tell you earlier that you were chosen to organize and conduct the greekies for this year. You didn't show up and asked me to give you the message.

Well, then! Nietz, I need you to find the old Greekies thread, and copy paste it into here.

What I fed you poisonous death cake? and then stole your lovely cancer free cake?

Baron Von PWN wrote:What I fed you poisonous death cake? and then stole your lovely cancer free cake?

And what if I ate your mother, whose nutritious elements cured my cancer? What then, BVP? What then?

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:What I fed you poisonous death cake? and then stole your lovely cancer free cake?

And what if I ate your mother, whose nutritious elements cured my cancer? What then, BVP? What then?

so you're saying the cake is a lie, eat soylent green?

fadedpsychosis wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:What I fed you poisonous death cake? and then stole your lovely cancer free cake?

And what if I ate your mother, whose nutritious elements cured my cancer? What then, BVP? What then?

so you're saying the cake is a lie, eat soylent green?

In the future, the cloning of humans will be near perfect, thus granting us a life-time supply of cake in the form of humans or humans in the form of cake. It's win-win.

ok, it won't let me imbed the picture but here: http://www.gettyimages.it/detail/fotogr ... /132643662 human cake!

BigBallinStalin wrote:Well, then! Nietz, I need you to find the old Greekies thread, and copy paste it into here.

This is the OP of the thread The 2010 Greekies

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Then he made a thread for every category an allowed us to vote. It was a magical time.

I realize its better if you create a poll all in one page somewhere outside CC, and have a picture linked to the results in the OP. For the voting, the nominating might be here in CC. It's a lot of work I guess, but the coke I sell you is top quality.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:What I fed you poisonous death cake? and then stole your lovely cancer free cake?

And what if I ate your mother, whose nutritious elements cured my cancer?

Highly unlikely.

I would frosting-board him with yellow cake