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Yeah... though you might find yourself invaded if there really is a revolution.2dimes wrote:A survival kit is silly for the "revolution, apocolypse, zombie uprising, day we run out of women, etc." If you want to plan for that, build a cabin with a well and plant a garden. Just leave the city now and do it. The grid locked traffic won't miss you anymore than you miss it.
2dimes wrote:I put together a kit because I was invovled in SAR and if they find you it isn't going to be 5 minutes after you're lost. You might want to find water, start a fire and set up a shelter.
I have a spare knife and two sharpening stones. I have a cloth bandage, sewing kit and a roll of dayglow orange plastic streamer (think police do not cross tape only smaller with no text.) you can use it to make your trail if you decide you have to leave the aircraft.
The two best ways to signal an airplane that's flying by is a mirror by day, a flare by night. A really smokey fire is a good second place during the day but it has to be obscenly smokey like burning tires or something.
thegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
Borderdawg wrote:Too many variables. Are you talking about a car kit? A full blown bug-out bag? A shelter in place kit? Long term? short term? If you're not sure, then go with tgd's version! lmaothegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
I carry a S&W .38 and a Schrade LB7 (a good sized folding knife) always, keep 100 rds of ammo in my vehicles. I also developed the habit of keeping a small amount (40-50 ft.) of heavy fishing line (min. 50 lb. strength) in my wallet many years ago. Excellent for snares and many other things. Braid 3 or more strands and it makes a fair garrote. If I'm close to home, no problems at all! Got a 40 ft steel shipping container with all kinda goodies!
Borderdawg wrote:Too many variables. Are you talking about a car kit? A full blown bug-out bag? A shelter in place kit? Long term? short term? If you're not sure, then go with tgd's version! lmaothegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
I carry a S&W .38 and a Schrade LB7 (a good sized folding knife) always, keep 100 rds of ammo in my vehicles. I also developed the habit of keeping a small amount (40-50 ft.) of heavy fishing line (min. 50 lb. strength) in my wallet many years ago. Excellent for snares and many other things. Braid 3 or more strands and it makes a fair garrote. If I'm close to home, no problems at all! Got a 40 ft steel shipping container with all kinda goodies!
thegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
2dimes wrote:Road flares might work but I like the kind you can shoot in the air. The one's in my pack screw onto a pen launcher.
Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
Typical city slicker response. I'd give you approximately 24 hours till you were crying for your mummy.
thegreekdog wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
Typical city slicker response. I'd give you approximately 24 hours till you were crying for your mummy.
I take it you've never lived in a city. Guns are absolutely essential.
Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
Typical city slicker response. I'd give you approximately 24 hours till you were crying for your mummy.
I take it you've never lived in a city. Guns are absolutely essential.
Hmm, if this thread were titled: "everything we need in a fanny pack" I might find that response relevant but I'm not quite following your train of thought here and I may need more information. As far as I am concerned a valid credit card can get you out of 99.9% of sticky situations you might encounter in the city. At the moment I see no reason to either validate or disqualify your statement.
BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:I take it you've never lived in a city. Guns are absolutely essential.
Hmm, if this thread were titled: "everything we need in a fanny pack" I might find that response relevant but I'm not quite following your train of thought here and I may need more information. As far as I am concerned a valid credit card can get you out of 99.9% of sticky situations you might encounter in the city. At the moment I see no reason to either validate or disqualify your statement.
Would the appearance of $100 in your PayPal account cause you to validate his statement?
Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:(1) Guns.
(2) Access to someone with a survival kit with no guns.
Typical city slicker response. I'd give you approximately 24 hours till you were crying for your mummy.
I take it you've never lived in a city. Guns are absolutely essential.
Hmm, if this thread were titled: "everything we need in a fanny pack" I might find that response relevant but I'm not quite following your train of thought here and I may need more information. As far as I am concerned a valid credit card can get you out of 99.9% of sticky situations you might encounter in the city. At the moment I see no reason to either validate or disqualify your statement.
Funkyterrance wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:I take it you've never lived in a city. Guns are absolutely essential.
Hmm, if this thread were titled: "everything we need in a fanny pack" I might find that response relevant but I'm not quite following your train of thought here and I may need more information. As far as I am concerned a valid credit card can get you out of 99.9% of sticky situations you might encounter in the city. At the moment I see no reason to either validate or disqualify your statement.
Would the appearance of $100 in your PayPal account cause you to validate his statement?
Depends on the whereabouts of the agreement...
If I were discussing the option with someone traipsin' 'round my property whom I caught with their pants down I would do them the courtesy of accepting their gun as payment.
Or were you talking about on here? If so, sure, we're all civilized human beings here right?
thegreekdog wrote:
Ah, so you've lived in the "city" where nothing bad happens except when your designer shoes lose a heel.
BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Funkyterrance wrote:thegreekdog wrote:I take it you've never lived in a city. Guns are absolutely essential.
Hmm, if this thread were titled: "everything we need in a fanny pack" I might find that response relevant but I'm not quite following your train of thought here and I may need more information. As far as I am concerned a valid credit card can get you out of 99.9% of sticky situations you might encounter in the city. At the moment I see no reason to either validate or disqualify your statement.
Would the appearance of $100 in your PayPal account cause you to validate his statement?
Depends on the whereabouts of the agreement...
If I were discussing the option with someone traipsin' 'round my property whom I caught with their pants down I would do them the courtesy of accepting their gun as payment.
Or were you talking about on here? If so, sure, we're all civilized human beings here right?
I was talking about here, the Cyber City--for this is merely a cafe in the Meta-City of the Internet.
But now that you mention it, <pulls out a gun>
GIMME ALL UR MONEY!
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