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Re: Halloween

Postby Symmetry on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:20 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?



Try dressing like Anonymous.


The V for vendetta mask thing?
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Re: Halloween

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:24 pm

Symmetry wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?



Try dressing like Anonymous.


The V for vendetta mask thing?


No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.

If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?
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Re: Halloween

Postby Symmetry on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:28 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?



Try dressing like Anonymous.


The V for vendetta mask thing?


No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.

If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?


Google image search for Anonymous gives mostly the V for Vendetta mask stuff.

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Re: Halloween

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:30 pm

Symmetry wrote:Image


No way does that qualify BBS, I would do whatever was behind that mask, herpes or no.
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Re: Halloween

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:50 pm

Symmetry wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:You all have listed a lot of costumes that are not barriers to sex. Does there exist a costume that is a barrier to sex? I have been wracking my brain and can't think of a single one... well, besides ness from SSB.
I remember I was at a Halloween party once and someone went as a "blood bank". I felt that the person was trying too hard so I kept "accidentally" referring to him as a sperm bank. The funny thing is, I'm fairly certain that neither of these aforementioned costumes would necessarily decrease one's odds of achieving coitus.

Can someone more clever than I give some examples of costumes that would most likely put the kibosh on you on Hallow's Eve?



Try dressing like Anonymous.


The V for vendetta mask thing?


No. "Anonymous" as in Anonymous.

If I asked you to Google it, would it take you 5 pages to get around to it?


Google image search for Anonymous gives mostly the V for Vendetta mask stuff.

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Re: Halloween

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:43 am

Dis One?

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Re: Halloween

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:31 am

Marty McFly costume. You can sort of piece it all together.

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Re: Halloween

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:26 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Marty McFly costume. You can sort of piece it all together.

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What if you facially look like "Doc"?
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Re: Halloween

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:37 pm

Then find a buddy to be Marty, like this Doc did.

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Re: Halloween

Postby warmonger1981 on Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:03 am

I was hulk Hogan I had like 10 shirts on at once and would tear them off throughout the night. It was complete hulkamania. I was also an old trailer park grandma once.
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Re: Halloween

Postby Woodruff on Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:38 pm

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...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Re: Halloween

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:59 pm

Army of GOD wrote:It's been years since I've worn a Halloween costume because Halloween is for conformists but my roommates have been trying to get me to be Ness (the Nintendo character...probably because I'm short).

I'm curious, what were your own favorite Halloween costumes and what do you want to be (ignoring cost of costume)?

My own personal favorite was Zorro two years in a row (when I was 9 and 10) because f*ck, I look good in leather.

We used to make our own costumes out of paper bags at school. One year, I made one that had a black shirt and a face.. I cannot even remember what I was supposed to be. Anyway, after I won, i found out that the judges had thought I was supposed to be a blackboard. (I tried to correct it, but the teachers basically just told me to "go with it" ).

At home, it was mostly ghosts or bums or other things that came from our rag bag.

My son had a fun one this year. He was a ghost fireman. (the scream mask,skeleton hands and a fireman's costume).
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Re: Halloween

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:08 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:My son had a fun one this year. He was a ghost fireman. (the scream mask,skeleton hands and a fireman's costume).


Sounds like a cool/creative one. :)
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Re: Halloween

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:29 pm

Jimmy Saville.
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Re: Halloween

Postby nagerous on Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:32 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Jimmy Saville.


Loads of people I know are doing that, going to mix it up as Gary Glitter instead.
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Re: Halloween

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:23 pm

My brain seems to be back on again..

I am remembering what really was my favorite costume. I dressed up as a local person with a distinct style of clothing and character (sort of a local fun-loving slob). What made it funny to everyone is that I am almost opposite that person in my appearance and personality (though in a friendly, not antagonistic, way), but I was able to mimic pretty well.
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