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I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:24 pm
by tzor
But it's been sitting on the wine rack for so long, I think it's turned to vinegar. :twisted:

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:13 pm
by 2dimes
I'll start the bidding, $3?

Re:

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:36 pm
by Funkyterrance
2dimes wrote:I'll start the bidding, $3?


Ha! I am so going to win this one...

30k. That's a steal as far as I am concerned, considering how much the Brazilian girl went for. I'm totally going to re-sell and turn a sweet profit on this one.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:42 pm
by 2dimes
I'm out.

later tzor's going to have wrote:Ka-Ching!

Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:06 pm
by DoomYoshi
Hmm. If i buy Tzor's virginity, I can probably offer it in a bundle deal with my own...


FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS W00T W00T

Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:09 pm
by Funkyterrance
DoomYoshi wrote:Hmm. If i buy Tzor's virginity, I can probably offer it in a bundle deal with my own...


FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS W00T W00T


Damn your eyes, Yoshi!!!

Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:26 pm
by maasman
I'll offer mine too in a bundle.

Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:42 pm
by /
$50,000! *



*if you sign a contract waiving me of any liabilities, agree to lose said virginity to domestic and/or exotic animal(s) of my choosing, and give me the rights to pay-per-view and merchandising revenues.

Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:14 am
by tzor
Well, I finally went to my fire proof archive safe to get my records.

Unfortunately, written on the document were the words, "Your virginity may not be transferred or sold." :(

It doesn't say anything about recycling, but that was before recycling was popular.

Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:40 am
by Army of GOD
this thread is a lie

Re: I'dd sell my virginity ...

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:33 pm
by tzor
Now why would you say that? :roll:

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:35 pm
by 2dimes
Mostly because he knows I don't have 3 dollars.