Conquer Club

When you meet someone with this skill at the non-professional, experienced hobbyist level, your panties get wettest -

Equestrian, for obvious reasons.

My mouth waters when I meet a gourmet cook....does that count?

I picked pilot and scuba since these are areas I have no experience in whatsoever. Plz don't get all freudian on me though, I'm delicate. I am an equestrian myself otherwise this one may have gotten me.

Metsfanmax wrote:Equestrian, for obvious reasons.

I hear ya, brother.

notyou2 wrote:My mouth waters when I meet a gourmet cook....does that count?

Not unless you dribble at a rate I've never seen before. Your panties get wettest with Scuba diving, should you be of the opinion that it's a good idea to wear them when meeting scuba divers.

saxitoxin wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:Equestrian, for obvious reasons.

I hear ya, brother.

How the f*ck did you sneak into my compound...
I didn't even do my hair that day.
Mark my words, somebody is going to get fired over this.

My skills are the greatest and that's final!!

Whoever voted archery- prepare to be wooed.

-TG

Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.

maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.

I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that.
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?

Funkyterrance wrote:

maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.

I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that.
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?

check, and ...



... mate

saxitoxin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:

maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.

I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that.
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?

check, and ...



... mate

That cow is jumping, not rearing, smartypants.

Funkyterrance wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:

maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.

I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that.
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?

check, and ...



... mate

That cow is jumping, not rearing, smartypants.

If you saw a cow doing algebra would you complain that he wasn't doing trigonometry?

Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?

Funkyterrance wrote:Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?

check, and ...



... mate

saxitoxin wrote:check, and ...



... mate

New meme imo.

saxitoxin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?

check, and ...



... mate

You need to practice your photoshop skills...

What are you saying, you don't believe that trailer in the background is rearing?

I put Riflery... but considered both Archer and Fencing.

I would have put Fencing... hot chicks with swords are a turn on... but not the Fencing kind, the Xena kind...











Can you change "Fencing" to "Swordplay"?

You forgot the chicks in Kill Bill.

saxitoxin wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?

check, and ...



... mate

I think you may have been hasty reading the rules, saxi. Pulling your queen off the board and making it hump my king isn't exactly what they meant...

I know first hand, much like the sword chicks. If one showed up and started hacking everyone in the room up.

Dressing like a pilot might get women excited. Being a pilot does not.

Voted for equestrian

I go for rock climbing.


But tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, can that be considered a skill?