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OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:24 pm

Hello

It's important that we have a record on penis sizes of OT regulars.

The method to get the data will be self-reporting. If I doubt of the veracity of a report, I can commission a party to have it measured, or I could also make and educated guess.

Let's start:

Mine is 13.3 inches:


user---------inches
nietzsche 13.3 * measured and confirmed
AoG 1.7 *confirmed by ugly ex-gf
saxitoxin
Symmetry
Phatscotty 3 *self-reported
pimpdave 3.1 *self-reported
BBS 4.5 *self-reported
Mets 4.9 *adjusted
maxfaraday
jonesy
tgd
Haggis
Greecepwns
Baron
2dimes
Andy
rds
El_Jefe
lack
kenringtone
Gillipig 0 *confirmed by ManB
Timminz
xeno
tdans
Maugena *Frigidus comisioned to measure it
ManBungalow 1 *adjusted
Pirlo 5 *adjusted
warmonger1981 2 *confirmed




as they report their size, I'll add the rest to the list. jimboston not allowed to report his penis size.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:24 pm

Go, report your penis size
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:26 pm

nietzsche wrote:Go, report your penis size


How can you continue to post like nothing's happened after breaking saxi's heart like that? :evil:
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:30 pm

Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:32 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?


If you can still get it hard.. hard, if you don't you can pull it with one hand and hold the ruler with the other.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:36 pm

5.2".
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:37 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:5.2".


Adjusted for inflation to 4.9
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:40 pm

5.7" (Inflation pre-adjusted as a courtesy to OP)
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:41 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:5.2".


Adjusted for inflation to 4.9


Could be. Does it get bigger with time? I haven't measured since I was like 16.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby tj755 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:41 pm

You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:48 pm

tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:56 pm

tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


I'm sure Army of god's got some phony ruler he uses for these occasions so that idea is out.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby tj755 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:59 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.


And this isn't?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:09 pm

tj755 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
tj755 wrote:You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler. 8-)


No, that would be gay.


And this isn't?


But if it adds to nietszche's fantasy to know the lengths of all the varied and exotic peenors out there in the cc community what harms been done?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:54 pm

I'd tell you how long mine is, if only BBS would let go of it long enough for me to take a measurement.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Maugena on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:26 pm

6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:52 pm

Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby notyou2 on Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:56 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Maugena wrote:6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.


I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.


Did they exclude sasquatches from the survey when they measured in North America?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:19 am

you spelled samsquanch wrong
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby xeno on Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:08 am

It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:09 am

xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


what the f*ck do wave patterns have to do with your small, pathetic excuse of a penis?
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby tj755 on Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:15 am

xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


They lied to you. Just sayin
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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:22 am

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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby 2dimes on Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:13 am

Army of GOD wrote:you spelled samsquanch wrong


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Re: OT Regulars Penis' Sizes

Postby Nola_Lifer on Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:23 pm

xeno wrote:It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told :oops:


You could stick your thumb in her butt. 8-[
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