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Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:03 am
by saxitoxin
What is the sexiest rivalry on Conquer Club?

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:14 am
by kentington
I chose AOG vs VS

I didn't know there was a rivalry between them, but they both have it going on so it must be great!

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:15 am
by Lootifer
Bah.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:16 am
by 2dimes
I think you spelled "midget fetish" wrong Kent.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:18 am
by whitestazn88
I nominate the "big man" rivalry of myself vs jonesthecurl.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:39 am
by Army of GOD
Of my personal rivalries, my favorite one is of me vs. gradybitches.

A lot of the banter is in the NFL subforum, but here's a good post: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=143651&p=3186690&hilit=gradybitches#p3186757


of the ones in the OP, I'm stuck between j9b/natty and BBS/Sym. They're the most equal, in my opinion.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:09 am
by Haggis_McMutton
The one with the fanfiction of course.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:39 am
by Symmetry
Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:53 am
by Haggis_McMutton
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?


Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:02 am
by Symmetry
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?


Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.


"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

show

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:09 am
by AndyDufresne
Hm, pretty tough choices...


--Andy

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:16 pm
by saxitoxin
Symmetry wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?


Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.


"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

show


So hot. Just changed my vote from Sam/Lootifer to BBS/Symm.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:50 pm
by Symmetry
saxitoxin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Clearly BBS and I have a passion that will stand for ages. A bromance for the ages encompassing calls for death, crime and punishment (relegated to forum rules, of course), and now a self imposed exile involving a dodgy money-making scheme.

He is my Heathcliff. Who doesn't like a bad-boy sketchy economist?

What's not sexy about that?


Good start. Now flesh out the fanfiction to a couple pages and you may have something there.


"BBS, rogue economist, saw him across the grand forum. The chiseled brow, the striking complection, the perfect symmetry of his features. He felt drawn."

I've only got that first set of sentences down, but I've got an outline of the ending-

show


So hot. Just changed my vote from Sam/Lootifer to BBS/Symm.


You can't spell symmetry without S and M. Just thought I'd point that out.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:07 pm
by jonesthecurl
Or "Boobies" without BBS.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:18 pm
by Symmetry
jonesthecurl wrote:Or "Boobies" without BBS.


Don't cheapen this.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:15 pm
by Lootifer
Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:28 pm
by Symmetry
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.


It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:35 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.


It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.


oooh, symm is trying to turn this into an orgy.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:10 pm
by DoomYoshi
pimpdave v reality is the sexiest one.

I miss him btw.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:12 pm
by nietzsche
Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.


It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.


I'm glad you are back :D

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:29 pm
by Symmetry
nietzsche wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Lootifer wrote:Sym has won my vote.

Also give me a new partner; the thing with sam is like a quicky in the bathroom with some disco-biscuit popping psychology undergrad. Not even worthy of the title one night stand.


It's easy to win these things. Saxitoxin and Nietzsche have nothing to say anymore apart from desperate polls comparing other posters, I try to throw them a bone from time to time.

They shouldn't starve, after all.


I'm glad you are back :D


Was i gone?

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:45 pm
by notyou2
Phatty Woody....the names alone generate pictures of sexiness.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:47 pm
by saxitoxin
Just dropped nietzsche vs. funkeyterrance and replaced them with BBS vs. Metsfanmax. That's turning out to be HOT.

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:32 pm
by Phatscotty
just jealous....

Re: Sexiest Rivalry on Conquer Club

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:25 pm
by Metsfanmax
Are candidates allowed to vote for themselves?

Asking for a friend.