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America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:49 pm
by pimpdave
AND ENGLAND IS DUMB!

No, but seriously, we have way more Nobel awards and advancements in science than everyone else. You're welcome, humanity. Feel free to thank all of us Americans for living in this country and making the world more awesome as a result.



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Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:53 pm
by thegreekdog
Captain America won a Nobel prize?

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:13 pm
by Symmetry
thegreekdog wrote:Captain America won a Nobel prize?


That's an actual photo from his acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:39 pm
by Army of GOD
England??

More like: STUPIDLAND


AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:39 pm
by john9blue
we're not the most intelligent, we just give our citizens the most opportunities to use their intelligence.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:11 pm
by notyou2
john9blue wrote:we're not the most intelligent, we used to give our citizens the most opportunities to use their intelligence.



Fixed it for you.


No need to thank me.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:17 pm
by Lootifer
lets go deeper

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:56 am
by betiko
in terms of nobel prize/inhabitant since their creation, the UK is twice as much efficient, because they are twice smarter.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:35 pm
by maxfaraday

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:41 pm
by Neoteny
Those are obviously Canadians.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:25 pm
by notyou2
Yes, you can tell by the palm trees and the snow.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:09 pm
by jonesthecurl
Army of GOD wrote:England??

More like: STUPIDLAND


AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AoG: master of wit and repartee.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:14 pm
by ManBungalow

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:23 pm
by Gypsys Kiss
pimpdave wrote:AND ENGLAND IS DUMB!

No, but seriously, we have way more Nobel awards and advancements in science than everyone else. You're welcome, humanity. Feel free to thank all of us Americans for living in this country and making the world more awesome as a result.





Watching the news at the moment.......you're welcome to your country

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:34 pm
by oVo
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

The 300 plus million people in America are fortunate
that there are a few people here with the intelligence
to keep the rest of us afloat.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:12 pm
by pimpdave
Gypsys Kiss wrote:
pimpdave wrote:AND ENGLAND IS DUMB!

No, but seriously, we have way more Nobel awards and advancements in science than everyone else. You're welcome, humanity. Feel free to thank all of us Americans for living in this country and making the world more awesome as a result.





Watching the news at the moment.......you're welcome to your country



Do you always drive with a seat belt?

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:38 pm
by oVo
pimpdave wrote:Do you always drive with a seat belt?

Yes... and a pre-lubed condom. You can never be too careful.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:04 pm
by maxfaraday
I wouldn't put my children in an american school...

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:01 pm
by betiko
maxfaraday wrote:I wouldn't put my children in an american school...


I've been during a couple of years in an american school when I was a child, and I've been 1 year in an american college during an exchange program. Nothing wrong with the american system (in fact most of the best universities are in America).
Just because the OP poster is a troll doesn't mean you have to spit on everything american.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:05 pm
by Timminz
betiko wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:I wouldn't put my children in an american school...

I've been during a couple of years in an american school when I was a child, and I've been 1 year in an american college during an exchange program. Nothing wrong with the american system (in fact most of the best universities are in America).
Just because the OP poster is a troll doesn't mean you have to spit on everything american.


This is true. You can get an excellent education in the US, but it will cost you.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:48 pm
by pimpdave
betiko wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:I wouldn't put my children in an american school...


I've been during a couple of years in an american school when I was a child, and I've been 1 year in an american college during an exchange program. Nothing wrong with the american system (in fact most of the best universities are in America).
Just because the OP poster is a troll doesn't mean you have to spit on everything american.


Don't start calling me names.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:52 pm
by Symmetry
pimpdave wrote:
betiko wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:I wouldn't put my children in an american school...


I've been during a couple of years in an american school when I was a child, and I've been 1 year in an american college during an exchange program. Nothing wrong with the american system (in fact most of the best universities are in America).
Just because the OP poster is a troll doesn't mean you have to spit on everything american.


Don't start calling me names, asshole.

Oh, do you not like being called an asshole? Maybe you shouldn't call people names first, you stupid asshole.


You're a critic with no credentials PD, give it up.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:55 pm
by pimpdave
Jesus Christ, you really must be a woman the way you hold a grudge.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:58 pm
by Symmetry
pimpdave wrote:Jesus Christ, you really must be a woman the way you hold a grudge.


That's cute PD. But clearly you are a critic with no credentials on this one.

Re: America Is The Smartest Country In The World

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:59 pm
by betiko
Sorry pimpdave, but if this thread isn't purely about trolling the forum, then what does trolling mean?
I hope it was your original intention, otherwise the irony of it all is too good to be true.