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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:59 pm

Can anyone tell me why saxi picked that other fruit over this f***ing stud:

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I'ts obvious why he picked this one though, no explanation needed:
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:05 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Can anyone tell me why saxi picked that other fruit over this f***ing stud:

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VIKING QUEST
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:08 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Can anyone tell me why saxi picked that other fruit over this f***ing stud:

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VIKING QUEST


Please someone tell me he didn't just dump on Viking quest?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:17 pm

what the actual f*ck I didn't get to answer any questions.
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:30 pm

Why should Aog be able to break the rules of the thread? Bloody favoritism.
InB4 wtf is argued as a question, it's an exclamation.
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:48 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Can anyone tell me why saxi picked that other fruit over this f***ing stud:

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VIKING QUEST


Please someone tell me he didn't just dump on Viking quest?


The only thing more painful than Turtle in that show, was Johnny Drama.
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Lootifer on Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:56 pm

How much does AoG weigh?

(And lol BvP @ my other question; dont worry, 200lbs of pudginess is fitting for a Baron).
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:28 pm

Who was better at gun control? Hitler or Stalin?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:30 pm

saxitoxin wrote:When you go on a wrestling team trip in HS, and they make you sleep 4 to a room so that you have to share a bed with someone, do you think this is evidence that the school is trying to advance a homosexual agenda? Or, is the existence of the sport of wrestling proof enough of that?


I had to beat someone up in high school for calling wrestlers gay. I got suspended, but the team treated me like a hero.

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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Serbia on Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:34 pm

Prince Harry.
Reason: Clunge.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby chapcrap on Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:37 pm

Can I borrow a snow shovel?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Serbia on Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:38 pm

Sure. I don't need it. Until is snows, then can haz back pl0x?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby john9blue on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:05 pm

if the other two subjects of this thread were having sex, which one would be top and which would be bottom?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby nagerous on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm

[quote][/quote]serbia do u think im a cunt>?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm

comments on "bitch with a stitch"?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby notyou2 on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:03 pm

Are you really as big as a house?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:52 pm

nine?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:54 pm

Army of GOD wrote:nine?


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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:58 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:nine?


pi


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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby GreecePwns on Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:22 am

Kill one, f*ck one, marry one: Serbia, metsfanmax, Man Bungalow
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:53 am

GreecePwns wrote:Kill one, f*ck one, marry one: Serbia, metsfanmax, Man Bungalow


Interesting. Since only Serbia, metsfanmax and Man Bungalow are eligible to answer this question, the only possible response will involve the respondent either committing suicide, masturbating or moving to Utah.

My next question:

How much does Lootifer weigh?
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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:01 am

Phatscotty wrote:I had to beat someone up off in high school for calling wrestlers gay. I got suspended, but the team treated me like a hero.


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Re: Ask Serbia, metsfanmax or Man Bungalow a question

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:26 am

GreecePwns wrote:Kill one, f*ck one, marry one: Serbia, metsfanmax, Man Bungalow


Would anyone in their right mind even consider choosing other than mets as their bride? I'm so guessing the other two pee on the toilet seat and fart in bed like nobody's business.
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Ask nagerous, thegreekdog or Maugena a Question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:04 am

The Carousel ride has ended.

Serbia, metsfanmax and Man Bungalow are now disembarking. Thank you for riding Saxi's Carousel of Questions.

Next in line ...

- nagerous
- thegreekdog
- Maugena

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WELCOME! Please hold onto the Pole. We're about to get started ...

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Re: Ask nagerous, thegreekdog or Maugena a question

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:11 am

All previously unanswered questions are now forwarded to this ride:

saxitoxin wrote:How much does Lootifer weigh?


funkyterrance wrote:Would anyone in their right mind even consider choosing other than mets as their bride?


GreecePWNS wrote:Kill one, f*ck one, marry one: Serbia, metsfanmax, Man Bungalow


notyou2 wrote:Are you really as big as a house?


PhatScotty wrote:comments on "bitch with a stitch"?


john9blue wrote:if the other two subjects of this thread were having sex, which one would be top and which would be bottom?
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