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Re: Name the band.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:41 am

The band could be called
"toilet-heads, like Isaac Asimov".
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:36 am

No, this one could not be called that.
I also refused to go with "Muffin juice" once which is better than that.

List of names, I'm willing to run past the other guys if we get our guitarist back.
  • Canookie Nookie
  • Edith VanHalen
  • NSFW
  • Conan, The destroyer of music
  • Oy VanHalen
Maybe swap out Conan.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby KoolBak on Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:44 am

Another fun acronym is what I have on my good tools...

K.Y.F.H.O. (pronounced KY-fo)

Keep your f**ing hands off :D
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Re: Name the band.

Postby notyou2 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:15 pm

That would discourage the inevitable group of 18 - 20 year old, sexually active, groupies.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby KoolBak on Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:22 pm

Dimey's target audience....check. Nevermind :D
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:17 pm

Unless we get some Bieber tunes going I'm reasonably certain our tunes will discourage that demographic. :(
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I said NAME IT!

Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:56 pm

So, yeah never heard from that guitarist again. I might with a capital maybe hit the stage at a local Jam tomorrow. Further if it ends up on video and I don't suck like a category 11 black hole. Then figure out how to put it on utoob a link will be provided to interested parties.

So just kookbak I'm guessing.

Songs I sort of know currently.
-wild flower
-tush
-running down a dream
-gel
-crazy train
-walking after midnight
Songs I'm working on in some capacity
-lime light
-YYZ

List of names, I'm willing to suggest if I get another band together.
  • Edith VanHalen
  • NSFW
  • Conan, destroyer of music
  • Oy VanHalen
  • The Doctor Theodore Giesel Orchestra
Maybe swap out Conan.

Anyone who came back/joined the forum since this thread have good ideas?
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Re: Name the band.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:11 am

The name depends on the music, y'all's look/style, and your audience.


So....



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Postby 2dimes on Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:26 am

Look music and style?
2dimes Ramone

Audience?
I want to attract wealthy people that like to hire bad classic rock/punk bands and pay them a lot of money.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:38 am

Haha, well y'all gotta be good enough to be worth the money.

Will/do y'all play a lot of covers? Are y'all going to play mainly the crowd-pleasers or are y'all mostly going to subject the audience to y'all's own stuff?
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:40 am

You all did not read much of this thread did you?
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Re: Name the band.

Postby krallam on Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:35 pm

"poser"
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:21 am

I'm going to put that over with Jones' suggestion.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby krallam on Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:39 am

hoodie and the bunnyhugs
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:27 pm

That's a bit like Echo but it's acceptable to me.

List of names, I'm willing to suggest if I get another band together.
  • Edith VanHalen
  • NSFW
  • Conan, destroyer of music
  • Oy VanHalen
  • The Doctor Theodore Giesel Orchestra
  • hoodie and the bunnyhugs
Maybe swap out Conan.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:43 pm

The Rocky Mountain Oysters


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Re: Name the band.

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:22 pm

The U Boobs
The Yahnoobs
Why Am I Here?
O U R 1 2
Vinnie & The Snoobs
Lester & His Grooveytrain
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Re: Name the band.

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:23 pm

Get A Life
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Re: Name the band.

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:24 pm

Snakey & The Snickerdoodles


Caution: Serbia may have trademarked this name.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:26 pm

Sir Edward Spillypants and the Fumblefisters

You need to fake British accents with this name.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:52 pm

notyou2 wrote:Sir Edward Spillypants and the Fumblefisters

You need to fake British accents with this name.

That there is a spectacular album name. Possibly improved by adding, "Discover The New World." Or "New Worldorder." With a picture of the band in costumes ordering food as cover art.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:07 pm

2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Sir Edward Spillypants and the Fumblefisters

You need to fake British accents with this name.

That there is a spectacular album name. Possibly improved by adding, "Discover The New World." Or "New Worldorder." With a picture of the band in costumes ordering food as cover art.



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Re: Name the band.

Postby darvlay on Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:52 pm

All the suggestions you have received thus far are beyond terrible. Your choice of cover songs is also terrible. With a setlist as uninspiring as the one you've shared it is likely you will never get a gig in any respectable establishment in the first world in your lifetime. But I am going to help you anyway.

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Re: Name the band.

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:18 pm

I did not choose most of those songs. They were playing them I just learned them to join in.

As far as "any respectable establishment." They have VLTs not bands.
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Re: Name the band.

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:29 pm

darvlay wrote:All the suggestions you have received thus far are beyond terrible. Your choice of cover songs is also terrible. With a setlist as uninspiring as the one you've shared it is likely you will never get a gig in any respectable establishment in the first world in your lifetime. But I am going to help you anyway.

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