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What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:51 am

Well ?
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:00 am

I'm outta here

Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby codierose on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:13 am

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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:23 am

I'm coming Jesus.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby fadedpsychosis on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:27 am

what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am

notyou2 wrote:I'M COMING ....... jesus.




Added correct emphasis.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am

"Just one more"
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby IcePack on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:34 am

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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby _sabotage_ on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:36 am

And finally, to the people of England I give France.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:39 am

KoolBak wrote:Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!


This one would probably be quite distressing for your companion who's hearing said last words.

fadedpsychosis wrote:what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"


Is your profession "mad scientist" ?

jonesthecurl wrote:"Just one more"


So many ways to interpret this.

Considering the fact that you're a good cook I'm gonna baselessly assume this refers to eating your way to an early grave, Mr. Creosote style.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:45 am

I think I'd like: "Oh, No... Not Again!"
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:22 am

I thought of that one, but then again I'm not a bowl of petunias.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:42 am

"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Neoteny on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:21 pm

"Clever girl..."

Alternatively:

"So, it has come to this..."
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:35 pm

That was AWESOME!!
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby kentington on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:52 pm

I can't believe we made it.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:09 pm

"It could be worse, it could be raining." And then I'd like it to rain.




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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:48 pm

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:10 pm

3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:56 pm

nietzsche wrote:3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.


*after 10 seconds of silence*

daaaamn that Alzheimers really had it's way with gramp's head. I mean what the f*ck are "aog" and "bbs", those aren't even names.

*everyone present nods their heads in sadness while you fill your diapers for the last time*
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:07 pm

Gurghhhle...pleease....dohn't kiiil mee....nooo....nooooooooooo.



No wait, that was how I envision natty's last words.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby AAFitz on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:09 pm

Oops.

or

Damn, that was clos...

sorry, cant stop:

Umm, just to be clear, you said the red wire, right?

No, no, my final answer:

I triple dog dare ya!!!

sorry...my real final answer, the best last line ever:

Go ahead, make my day.


then:

Oops.

All amateur hour above, not sure what I was thinking...the best and only best last line:

My bad.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:25 pm

Or the classic...

What are YOU doing here?
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Just_essence on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:06 pm

Off the top of my head, there's a million things I'd like to say as my last words, but right now, it's:
"You know, this was a nice game of Risk. Too bad there were 7 billion players and there was a territorial deadlock. Wonder if the next game'll be better."
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:10 pm

Phatscotts wrote:
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