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What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:51 am
by Haggis_McMutton
Well ?

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:00 am
by KoolBak
I'm outta here

Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:13 am
by codierose
6 6 6 6 6

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:23 am
by notyou2
I'm coming Jesus.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:27 am
by fadedpsychosis
what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am
by Haggis_McMutton
notyou2 wrote:I'M COMING ....... jesus.




Added correct emphasis.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am
by jonesthecurl
"Just one more"

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:34 am
by IcePack
Bugger

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:36 am
by _sabotage_
And finally, to the people of England I give France.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:39 am
by Haggis_McMutton
KoolBak wrote:Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!


This one would probably be quite distressing for your companion who's hearing said last words.

fadedpsychosis wrote:what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"


Is your profession "mad scientist" ?

jonesthecurl wrote:"Just one more"


So many ways to interpret this.

Considering the fact that you're a good cook I'm gonna baselessly assume this refers to eating your way to an early grave, Mr. Creosote style.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:45 am
by Haggis_McMutton
I think I'd like: "Oh, No... Not Again!"

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:22 am
by jonesthecurl
I thought of that one, but then again I'm not a bowl of petunias.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:42 am
by muy_thaiguy

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:21 pm
by Neoteny
"Clever girl..."

Alternatively:

"So, it has come to this..."

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:35 pm
by 2dimes
That was AWESOME!!

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:52 pm
by kentington
I can't believe we made it.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:09 pm
by AndyDufresne
"It could be worse, it could be raining." And then I'd like it to rain.




--Andy

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:48 pm
by ManBungalow
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:10 pm
by nietzsche
3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:56 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
nietzsche wrote:3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.


*after 10 seconds of silence*

daaaamn that Alzheimers really had it's way with gramp's head. I mean what the f*ck are "aog" and "bbs", those aren't even names.

*everyone present nods their heads in sadness while you fill your diapers for the last time*

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:07 pm
by Gillipig
Gurghhhle...pleease....dohn't kiiil mee....nooo....nooooooooooo.



No wait, that was how I envision natty's last words.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:09 pm
by AAFitz
Oops.

or

Damn, that was clos...

sorry, cant stop:

Umm, just to be clear, you said the red wire, right?

No, no, my final answer:

I triple dog dare ya!!!

sorry...my real final answer, the best last line ever:

Go ahead, make my day.


then:

Oops.

All amateur hour above, not sure what I was thinking...the best and only best last line:

My bad.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:25 pm
by jonesthecurl
Or the classic...

What are YOU doing here?

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:06 pm
by Just_essence
Off the top of my head, there's a million things I'd like to say as my last words, but right now, it's:
"You know, this was a nice game of Risk. Too bad there were 7 billion players and there was a territorial deadlock. Wonder if the next game'll be better."

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:10 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Phatscotts wrote: