what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am
by Haggis_McMutton
notyou2 wrote:I'M COMING ....... jesus.
Added correct emphasis.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am
by jonesthecurl
"Just one more"
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:34 am
by IcePack
Bugger
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:36 am
by _sabotage_
And finally, to the people of England I give France.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:39 am
by Haggis_McMutton
KoolBak wrote:Or, if I was driving.....
Watch THIS!!
This one would probably be quite distressing for your companion who's hearing said last words.
fadedpsychosis wrote:what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"
Is your profession "mad scientist" ?
jonesthecurl wrote:"Just one more"
So many ways to interpret this.
Considering the fact that you're a good cook I'm gonna baselessly assume this refers to eating your way to an early grave, Mr. Creosote style.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:45 am
by Haggis_McMutton
I think I'd like: "Oh, No... Not Again!"
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:22 am
by jonesthecurl
I thought of that one, but then again I'm not a bowl of petunias.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:42 am
by muy_thaiguy
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:21 pm
by Neoteny
"Clever girl..."
Alternatively:
"So, it has come to this..."
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:35 pm
by 2dimes
That was AWESOME!!
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:52 pm
by kentington
I can't believe we made it.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:09 pm
by AndyDufresne
"It could be worse, it could be raining." And then I'd like it to rain.
--Andy
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:48 pm
by ManBungalow
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:10 pm
by nietzsche
3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:56 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
nietzsche wrote:3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.
*after 10 seconds of silence*
daaaamn that Alzheimers really had it's way with gramp's head. I mean what the f*ck are "aog" and "bbs", those aren't even names.
*everyone present nods their heads in sadness while you fill your diapers for the last time*
No wait, that was how I envision natty's last words.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:09 pm
by AAFitz
Oops.
or
Damn, that was clos...
sorry, cant stop:
Umm, just to be clear, you said the red wire, right?
No, no, my final answer:
I triple dog dare ya!!!
sorry...my real final answer, the best last line ever: Go ahead, make my day.
then:
Oops.
All amateur hour above, not sure what I was thinking...the best and only best last line:
My bad.
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:25 pm
by jonesthecurl
Or the classic...
What are YOU doing here?
Re: What would you like your last words to be ?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:06 pm
by Just_essence
Off the top of my head, there's a million things I'd like to say as my last words, but right now, it's: "You know, this was a nice game of Risk. Too bad there were 7 billion players and there was a territorial deadlock. Wonder if the next game'll be better."