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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby kentington on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:52 pm

I can't believe we made it.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:09 pm

"It could be worse, it could be raining." And then I'd like it to rain.




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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:48 pm

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:10 pm

3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:56 pm

nietzsche wrote:3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.


*after 10 seconds of silence*

daaaamn that Alzheimers really had it's way with gramp's head. I mean what the f*ck are "aog" and "bbs", those aren't even names.

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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:07 pm

Gurghhhle...pleease....dohn't kiiil mee....nooo....nooooooooooo.



No wait, that was how I envision natty's last words.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby AAFitz on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:09 pm

Oops.

or

Damn, that was clos...

sorry, cant stop:

Umm, just to be clear, you said the red wire, right?

No, no, my final answer:

I triple dog dare ya!!!

sorry...my real final answer, the best last line ever:

Go ahead, make my day.


then:

Oops.

All amateur hour above, not sure what I was thinking...the best and only best last line:

My bad.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:25 pm

Or the classic...

What are YOU doing here?
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Just_essence on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:06 pm

Off the top of my head, there's a million things I'd like to say as my last words, but right now, it's:
"You know, this was a nice game of Risk. Too bad there were 7 billion players and there was a territorial deadlock. Wonder if the next game'll be better."
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:10 pm

Phatscotts wrote:
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:50 pm

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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby aage on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:59 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Image

Daniel Tosh had a thing about this too.



"I dreamed it would end this way."

And if Community ever bores me:

"My turn."

I probably won't remember either in the actual scenario, and I'll probably say something along the lines of "no", or "you..."
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby IcePack on Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:27 pm

IM SICK OF THESE DICE!

or similarily....

HES GOING TO ROLL 6 FOR THE LAST TIME!
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby / on Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:54 pm

If I'm wrong about this, then let God strike me down where I stand!
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby x-raider on Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:34 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:


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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Maugena on Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:23 pm

And as I fade away, I open my eyes anew in the endless cycle. Reality be damned.
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Gillipig on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:02 am

Maugena wrote:And as I fade away, I open my eyes anew in the endless cycle. Reality be damned.

That's not really your last words, more like what you'd like to happen when you die. Even your last thoughts would be more interesting to hear than your wishful thinking of what happens when you die.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby crispybits on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:34 am

Ah, Mr Bond......
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby EBConquer on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:50 pm

may your liquor be cold,
your women be hot,
and all your problems,
slide off like snot.

haha... for some reason this thread made me think of this from a long time ago.

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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby mr. CD on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:57 pm

That's not where you should put that!
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Qwert on Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:25 pm

"stupid dices are not random!"
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:13 pm

1: "WOODRUFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

2: "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Maugena on Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:48 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Maugena wrote:And as I fade away, I open my eyes anew in the endless cycle. Reality be damned.

That's not really your last words, more like what you'd like to happen when you die. Even your last thoughts would be more interesting to hear than your wishful thinking of what happens when you die.

No.

Edit: Also, it's NOT what I'd like to happen when I die.
I don't want reincarnation nor do I want permanent death...
But those are the only two possibilities. Most atheists lean toward the permanent death scenario.
I, however, keep both options open as I believe it's simply a matter of whether or not matter is infinitely perpetually small. (Having a base particle or not.)
I'm leaning towards reincarnation because I view it simply as just re-configuring into another life form after what could potentially be the shortest time it takes to develop a sentient being or... up to an eternity.
The theory I've devised independently of anyone else's theory is pretty simple. (Though it was directly influenced by my philosophy professor that discussed the concept of souls with me.) It also might not be a unique idea... there are numerous philosophers with utterly ingenious thoughts and theories (IMO, anyway) that predate me. My idea was also slightly refined thanks to Saxitoxin, who informed me that consciousness was a matter of reactions in the brain. (More-or-less.)
The premise is that we are constantly changing, physically (matter coming and going... I don't mean size and shape) and mentally and yet we are still ourselves.
With that said, we can deduct that there is a constant factor, somewhere inside of us that makes us, us.
What I am getting at has generally been labelled a soul... however, the concept of a soul does not comply with a naturalistic view of reality.
There must be some physical part or piece that this individuality/uniqueness comes from.
I have made a very big jump in logic with my deductive skills, but I would argue that it makes sense.
Quite simply, I took and applied the idea that a being is controlled by a smaller portion of itself, contained within itself.
I looked at multicellular organisms. Namely those that are apparently sentient. Most (saying this for correct-ness... if not all) sentient organisms have a brain. The brain controls the body.
I then looked down to the level of the individual cell. Inside the cell there is a nucleus. While the cell and the nucleus is not quite an analogy to the body and brain, I feel like this is quite possibly a trend that could potentially go as far down as matter goes...
That being said, I have come up with the idea that there is a "gate-way particle" of sorts, that, by definition, is you.
(Everything else is just an add-on.)
I believe this gate-way particle lies somewhere in the brain... I'm thinking the brain stem, specifically.

In any case. With "souls" having an actual, physical source, it is only a matter of configuration of matter as to whether "you" surface as the controller of a sentient being or not. If you get what I mean.

I think I've said my theory before on the forums but probably not written out quite like this or anywhere near as articulated.
Do you guys have any thoughts on it? :o

Also, thank fucking god for browsers saving content of a previous page... I was apparently logged out when I hit submit. /supermegatrollface

Edit #5: Disabled fucking smilies in Edit #4.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Lootifer on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:14 pm

A deathbed equivilent of this classic quote...

Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough... to f*ck... your mother.
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Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:31 pm

No matter what age...

"But I'm too young to die."

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