Conquer Club

Hi, please state your country of origin and a list of other sovereign nations that yours could beat in a fight. Let's try to make this go viral. You win the thread when you actually start a war.


I'm an American, and we could kick all of your asses at the same time.
Mexico is on our team.
For this reason, Mexicans and Americans will have to be the referees for this thread.

we could take 'em without mexico's help

If we had Mexico's help, that would make us less American.

Well, if you count me as Welsh, we could probably take Lichtenstein, Monte Carlo, or Iceland.
Or Jamaica.
Or the U.S.

lol, we don't even have big guns

we have used helicopters and stuff.

the tanks of wwi in museums in serbia would be enough to take over mexico

I think we should be able to take over Belgium. Or perhaps just Flanders, because we don't even want the Wallonian part.

Vatican City's ass.

The English are far too polite to kick anyone's ass

crispybits wrote:The English are far too polite to kick anyone's ass

Technically, we use the term 'arse'.

But one really must roll the sound of 'arse' for maximum English effect.

Canada could take Lichtenstein.





































Oh, and the Aussies, for a +2 bonus.

notyou2 wrote:Canada could take Lichtenstein.





































Oh, and the Aussies, for a +2 bonus.

Also, probably most of he Caribbean nations.























And maybe Polynesia.

Juan_Bottom wrote:I'm an American, and we could kick all of your asses at the same time.

Considering Mexico invaded your country and you lot have not been able to stop them.

So Mexico v USA = Mexico win.
Any other country v Mexico = any other country wins.

So with this logic, Swiss v USA = Swiss win.

The Canadians should be on our side.....they bring politeness and beer to the table ;o)

KoolBak wrote:The Canadians should be on our side.....they bring politeness and beer to the table ;o)

....and Neil Young.

lol...Bingo! Good music and beer...all is well.....

nietzsche wrote:lol, we don't even have big guns

we have used helicopters and stuff.

the tanks of wwi in museums in serbia would be enough to take over mexico

But what about the drug kingpins?

If they band together suddenly mexico becomes a world power.

KoolBak wrote:lol...Bingo! Good music and beer...all is well.....

As long as you don't bring Leonard Cohen. ANd never, never let Shatner sing again.

I reckon we could take....

Um....

f*ck this shit.

Lootifer wrote:I reckon we could take....

Um....

f*ck this shit.

Scotland?

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Lootifer wrote:I reckon we could take....

Um....

f*ck this shit.

Scotland?

Nope, Scotland would kick their arse. Not only that, they would take all that NZ lamb and turn it into haggis.