Whose ass could your country kick?

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Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:12 pm

Hi, please state your country of origin and a list of other sovereign nations that yours could beat in a fight. Let's try to make this go viral. You win the thread when you actually start a war.


I'm an American, and we could kick all of your asses at the same time.
Mexico is on our team.
For this reason, Mexicans and Americans will have to be the referees for this thread.

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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby john9blue on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:19 pm

we could take 'em without mexico's help
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:36 am

If we had Mexico's help, that would make us less American.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:40 am

Well, if you count me as Welsh, we could probably take Lichtenstein, Monte Carlo, or Iceland.
Or Jamaica.
Or the U.S.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby nietzsche on Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:25 am

lol, we don't even have big guns

we have used helicopters and stuff.

the tanks of wwi in museums in serbia would be enough to take over mexico
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby JBlombier on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:27 am

I think we should be able to take over Belgium. Or perhaps just Flanders, because we don't even want the Wallonian part.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:52 am

Vatican City's ass.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby crispybits on Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:14 am

The English are far too polite to kick anyone's ass :wink:
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:57 pm

crispybits wrote:The English are far too polite to kick anyone's ass :wink:

Technically, we use the term 'arse'.

But one really must roll the sound of 'arse' for maximum English effect.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:25 pm

Canada could take Lichtenstein.





































Oh, and the Aussies, for a +2 bonus.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby Timminz on Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:58 pm

notyou2 wrote:Canada could take Lichtenstein.





































Oh, and the Aussies, for a +2 bonus.



Also, probably most of he Caribbean nations.























And maybe Polynesia.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby koontz1973 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:52 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:I'm an American, and we could kick all of your asses at the same time.


Considering Mexico invaded your country and you lot have not been able to stop them.

So Mexico v USA = Mexico win.
Any other country v Mexico = any other country wins.

So with this logic, Swiss v USA = Swiss win.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby KoolBak on Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:30 am

The Canadians should be on our side.....they bring politeness and beer to the table ;o)
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:33 am

KoolBak wrote:The Canadians should be on our side.....they bring politeness and beer to the table ;o)

....and Neil Young.
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Re: Whose ass could your country kick?

Postby KoolBak on Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:35 am

lol...Bingo! Good music and beer...all is well.....
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