Feckanity, join us and don't believe in Feckan! We have 12!
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:54 amDo you believe in Feckanity? I myself am a Feckanist. Feckan, is the god we don't believe in.
Join today and don't believe in Feckan!
This is an explanation:
You are a Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan. You are a true Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan, unlike a pseudo-Feckanist who doesn't believe in any god at all, i.e an atheist. However The main difference between a pseudo-Feckanist and a true Feckanist is that the true feckanist doesn't believe in Feckan diligently. However Feckan does not exist now, there will be a time when he will become real and the Feckapocalypse will happen. All non-Feckanists will be killed by him.
If you are a Feckanist you shouldn't say these prayers every day
Also spammers rejoice! Feckan doesn't mind and even approves spam! In fact to be a devout spammer you either have to be Neutrino, or a spammer.
Join us and don't believe in Feckan!
List of Feckanists:
1. Iliad the founder of Feckanity and the Chief High Priest. I shall be called God-Prophet-Emperor of all Mankind!
I am the founder and the chief high priest. I direct Feckan's non-existing voice to the feckanists.
2. Neutrino the Chief High priest and the writer of prayers that are not to be said. Neutrino is also the God-Prophet-Emperor of all Mankind!
Neutrino is the other Chief High priest and he writes the prayers that are not to be said.
3. FiveThreeEight the High priest and the War chief recently back from the crusads. Also keeper of the Feckanora
The first one to join feckanity after Neutrino he is now holds very high status
4. unriggable bishop. He helps Balsiefen and mr. I
5. High Guard (pope)
High guard listens to the High priests and makes the masses, the non-believers hear about feckan. He also can make speeches, etc. He now is also war chief. He commands our army
6. Balsiefen, mayor of Feckatican.
Balsiefen has to worry about the more earthly stuff. He is the architect of the Feckatican. He is also the archbishop of Feckatican.
7.Skoffin Head of the Inquisition
8.mr.incrediball The secondary writer of prayers. Pope
9.Diddle is the heretic #1. He believes that Feckan is alive. Though he is a heretic we treat him kindly and even sometimes give food scraps.
10.Skittles! heretic #2
11.TheWeirdOne Crusader. TWO crusades and fights those who oppose Feckanity
12.satanspaldin: head torturer and inquisitor
Join us! I am accepting symbols of Feckanity. The number 7 is magical so join us and receive a special role!
Join today and don't believe in Feckan!
This is an explanation:
You are a Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan. You are a true Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan, unlike a pseudo-Feckanist who doesn't believe in any god at all, i.e an atheist. However The main difference between a pseudo-Feckanist and a true Feckanist is that the true feckanist doesn't believe in Feckan diligently. However Feckan does not exist now, there will be a time when he will become real and the Feckapocalypse will happen. All non-Feckanists will be killed by him.
If you are a Feckanist you shouldn't say these prayers every day
Neutrino wrote:Prayer 1:
Do not all hail almighty Feckan.
Feckan is not lord of all there was, is and will be. We do not offer our prayers up to great Feckan in the non-existent hope that he will answer them. Feckan smite the enemies of the unfaithful and provide plenty to all who worship him
In Feckan's name we do not pray.
Amen.
Prayer 2
Please do not forgive me almighty absence of Feckan. I have not sinned and refrain from repenting. Please smite someone else in future, almighty not-Feckan.
Amen.
mr. incrediball wrote:Prayer 3
hallellujah!
our father,
who art not up there,
hallowed be thy non-existence.
thy kingdom never built,
thy will be ignored,
on earth,
as it is... on earth.
cannot give us our daily bread,
and ignore the various naughty things we do.
as we ignore thee.
and lead us not particularly anywhere,
let us stray into evil,
for thine is the sausage factory,
the shrug, and the indifference,
never and never
amen.
Balsiefen wrote:Feckatican is a city Built in a radial pattern. At the centre is A huge temple built to the glory of Feckan. A building adorned with spires and domes. However, seeing as Feckan doesn't exist, neither does the temple, it is simply a huge hole in the ground. In the middle there is a platform for the priests to preach the non existancy of Feckan. Around the city there are several other non existant churches for a smaller aria.
Also spammers rejoice! Feckan doesn't mind and even approves spam! In fact to be a devout spammer you either have to be Neutrino, or a spammer.
Join us and don't believe in Feckan!
List of Feckanists:
1. Iliad the founder of Feckanity and the Chief High Priest. I shall be called God-Prophet-Emperor of all Mankind!
I am the founder and the chief high priest. I direct Feckan's non-existing voice to the feckanists.
2. Neutrino the Chief High priest and the writer of prayers that are not to be said. Neutrino is also the God-Prophet-Emperor of all Mankind!
Neutrino is the other Chief High priest and he writes the prayers that are not to be said.
3. FiveThreeEight the High priest and the War chief recently back from the crusads. Also keeper of the Feckanora
The first one to join feckanity after Neutrino he is now holds very high status
4. unriggable bishop. He helps Balsiefen and mr. I
5. High Guard (pope)
High guard listens to the High priests and makes the masses, the non-believers hear about feckan. He also can make speeches, etc. He now is also war chief. He commands our army
6. Balsiefen, mayor of Feckatican.
Balsiefen has to worry about the more earthly stuff. He is the architect of the Feckatican. He is also the archbishop of Feckatican.
7.Skoffin Head of the Inquisition
8.mr.incrediball The secondary writer of prayers. Pope
9.Diddle is the heretic #1. He believes that Feckan is alive. Though he is a heretic we treat him kindly and even sometimes give food scraps.
10.Skittles! heretic #2
11.TheWeirdOne Crusader. TWO crusades and fights those who oppose Feckanity
12.satanspaldin: head torturer and inquisitor
Join us! I am accepting symbols of Feckanity. The number 7 is magical so join us and receive a special role!
