Conquer Club

[Official] Website "hag" reports

When you find a hag wondering Conquer Club, please report it here. I'm talking about green hags, blue hags, orange hags, or other symptoms of "hags". Just let us know where she was last seen, be it in a game, live chat, browsing a forum, or some other corner of the site.

We log wandering hags, and it seems that there are more and more incidents where the website isn't running well even though no hag is caught. So we had our hosting company set up a special trap to root out the hags, but none were caught. By cross-referencing hag reports with superduper sleuthing by the administrators we might be able to figure out where they're hiding and take corrective action.

So please take a moment to report "hags" here and help us improve Conquer Club! To be real helpful, if you have information on what you were doing (taking a turn, posting in the forum, navigating to a page, etc) when you saw the hag, take a screen shot if you can, but at the very least, note the time (either in CC Time or in your local time) and the location, and don't forget to please post said information!

Thanks in advance

The only time I experience hagginess is when I try to log into Livechat and this happens EVERY time.

We had one in our clan.

stache hag

Kent, did you want to file a report?

2dimes, is the hag still present or has she been banished from the site?

She left without incident. Our parent site which was only a forum has recently died after years of poisoning.

I checked the old records and stache hag was our very first and only capture and elimination of a hag.

How can I haggle you to lump these into 1 report for me? Thanks.

BMO

2/10

Metsfanmax wrote:2/10

Thanks. I agree it's not that great. But I think the concept is a first and I deserve more than a 2 for that. I think a 5 would be more realistic. I hope I never get you as a course instructor.

notyou2 wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:2/10

Thanks. I agree it's not that great. But I think the concept is a first and I deserve more than a 2 for that. I think a 5 would be more realistic. I hope I never get you as a course instructor.

Alright, let's make it an even 3.5.

I intend to appeal.

My appeal has been filed and notarized.

notyou2 wrote:Kent, did you want to file a report?

Yes,

Metsfanmax wrote:2/10

Metsfanmax wrote:Alright, let's make it an even 3.5.

I recently spotted a hag from afar whilst seated at my toilet. This occurred while taking a turn on my iPad and wiping myself. I would've taken a screenshot, but I only have two hands.

Time: 4:57 PM (Vancouver Time)
Location: Dagenham



Also, is this thread hagist?--not to be confused with haggism, which only involves the local Haggis.

Are you saying Mets is a hag?

I may have spotted an astrophysics grad student... but it was hard to tell.

UmichAg has always been in a grey area. I am not sure if it's just the library computers that I use, or if it actually is a hag.

Please post time and locations so we may investigate thoroughly.

notyou2 wrote:Please post time and locations so we may investigate thoroughly.

Just now. Here.

kentington wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Please post time and locations so we may investigate thoroughly.

Just now. Here.

Wrong kind of hag Kent. That is a delicious delicacy, not a computer slowing hag.

But we appreciate you taking the time to file a report.

DoomYoshi wrote:UmichAg has always been in a grey area. I am not sure if it's just the library computers that I use, or if it actually is a hag.

Joined: Sat May 31, 2008 6:13 pm
Last Visited: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:25 pm

UmichAg wrote:This game really, really needs some type of "Undo" button or some message asking whether or not you really want to end assaults. Yes, I should check which buttons I'm pressing, but on numerous occasions I've ended my turn prematurely by pressing the "End Assaults" button.

@ Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:13 am

DoomYoshi wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:UmichAg has always been in a grey area. I am not sure if it's just the library computers that I use, or if it actually is a hag.

Joined: Sat May 31, 2008 6:13 pm
Last Visited: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:25 pm

UmichAg wrote:This game really, really needs some type of "Undo" button or some message asking whether or not you really want to end assaults. Yes, I should check which buttons I'm pressing, but on numerous occasions I've ended my turn prematurely by pressing the "End Assaults" button.

@ Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:13 am

Thank you for your report. However, I regret to inform you that we need current reports, not sightings that are approaching 3 years old. Hags are masters of manipulation, camouflage, and chaos, but they don't stay in the same spot for years unless it is a very lucrative spot from which they can practice their art. I had heard a rumour that one was harbouring in Phatscotty's account but would have left after the banning due to the inability to manipulate fully from a temporarily banned account.

Keep the reports coming.