Conquer Club

Namely, the legal status of necrophilia.

Any particular reason why it should be illegal ? How about if the previous owner of the corpse consented to being buggered?

I think David Mitchell makes a convincing argument for the addition of a box to tick indicating that you don't mind if some poor soul has his way with your mortal remains:

I agree we should talk about something important. For instance, it seems one of the users of this forum has a crush on David Mitchell.

aage wrote:I agree we should talk about something important. For instance, it seems one of the users of this forum has a crush on David Mitchell.

David Mitchell's persona anyway.

The real David Mitchell sold out when he lost a couple pounds, got engaged and (worst of all) grew a fashionable beard. hypocrite.

The deterioration of the body is a bit of an issue. But if you got the cadaver taxidermied, then all would be well and fine?


--Andy

It's icky, but that doesn't mean it should be illegal as long as the previous owner consents. I quite like David Mitchell as well

I remember years ago I got Marilyn Manson's "autobiography" as a joke gift. I recall thumbing through it and reading some short story he included in it. Pretty sure it involved some hot necrophilia action described in detail, with lots of jizz in the story.




--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:The deterioration of the body is a bit of an issue. But if you got the cadaver taxidermied, then all would be well and fine?


--Andy

No worries, I have it on good authority that different kinds of necrophiliacs enjoy the company of bodies in different states of disrepair, going all the way down to those who have a thing for skeletons.

So really, with some careful planning, your body could enjoy the gentle caress of another human being for many months after your death.

Edit: Also

Haggis wrote:So really, with some careful planning, your body could enjoy the gentle caress of another human being for many months after your death.

So potentially I could score more in death than while alive. Sweet!

-TG

I have a question. For female cadavers, it is pretty straightforward. But for male cadavers, how would the partner deal with flaccidity? Have you encountered any solutions in your research, Haggis?


--Andy

Rigor mortis?

2dimes wrote:Rigor mortis?

Unfortunately rigor mortis only affects the muscles. Unfortunately, the only muscles in an erection are those around arteries... and there aren't a lot of them. Since the blood would flow away through the veins which don't have an awful lot of muscles around them this wouldn't fix anything.

Rigor mortis might actually block necrophilia completely since a woman's body would also go... stiff...

Of course, you could just put a stick in it or something.

aage wrote:Of course, you could just put a stick in it or something.

Good thinking, like a kebab skewer stright down the japs eye!

(too far? I did have trouble typing that...)

aage wrote:the only muscles in an erection are those around arteries

What about Lootifer? Word on the street is that he spends a lot of time in the gym, which I imagine goes something like this.

My body is going to the highest bidder.

Army of GOD wrote:My body is going to the highest bidder.

$3

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:My body is going to the highest bidder.

$3

$2.50 (I want it to go to Saxi)

AndyDufresne wrote:I have a question. For female cadavers, it is pretty straightforward. But for male cadavers, how would the partner deal with flaccidity? Have you encountered any solutions in your research, Haggis?


--Andy

That's a complex and divisive issue in the necrophiliac community. In order to get a full, unbiased, view of the issue, I'd recommend you pick up one of these:

Symmetry wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:My body is going to the highest bidder.

$3

$2.50 (I want it to go to Saxi)

That's okay, if I win I'll let you have a few minutes with it when I'm done. That goes for everyone - 50-cents a ride (except for Serbia - $2 because he'll stretch it out and decrease its saleability).

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:My body is going to the highest bidder.

$3

$2.50 (I want it to go to Saxi)

That's okay, if I win I'll let you have a few minutes with it when I'm done. That goes for everyone - 50-cents a ride (except for Serbia - $2 because he'll stretch it out and decrease its saleability).

$3.50

Symmetry wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:My body is going to the highest bidder.

$3

$2.50 (I want it to go to Saxi)

That's okay, if I win I'll let you have a few minutes with it when I'm done. That goes for everyone - 50-cents a ride (except for Serbia - $2 because he'll stretch it out and decrease its saleability).

$3.50

too rich for my blood

AoG - looks like Symm's got you.

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend thinks it is legal