Conquer Club

If you had to take the body and life of a TV character in that TV shows world, which would you choose?

SAM AXE - BURN NOTICE


CHARLIE KELLY - IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA


GLENN - THE WALKING DEAD


MRS. WESTEN - BURN NOTICE


FIONA GLENANNE - BURN NOTICE


DAVID GREGORY - MEET THE PRESS

I voted David Gregory because he has the best theme song.

Gotta be Glenn. I would f*ck Maggie any day of the week.

Other (specify)

Bollocks.

Army of GOD wrote:Gotta be Glenn. I would f*ck Maggie any day of the week.

What about Tuesdays?

Other!

Who wouldn't want to live the life of Ron Swanson?



His chronic indifference and dry sense of humor are certainly entertaining.

BMO

Charlie Kelly. He's a simple man and seems to enjoy his life (simple as it is).

Also, Glenn gets to bang Maggie, but he also lives in a world where zombies exist and where most supporting characters die. Not sure I would choose Glenn.

thegreekdog wrote:Charlie Kelly. He's a simple man and seems to enjoy his life (simple as it is).

Also, Glenn gets to bang Maggie, but he also lives in a world where zombies exist and where most supporting characters die. Not sure I would choose Glenn.

Maggie might be worth it.

show

--Andy

Other (specify) because Other (specify) did a great job in that one show, you know?

In all seriousness, someone from Mythbusters would be awesome. You get to set fires, shoot guns, build duct tape cannons, and even blow stuff up on national tv and get paid for it.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Other (specify) because Other (specify) did a great job in that one show, you know?

In all seriousness, someone from Mythbusters would be awesome. You get to set fires, shoot guns, build duct tape cannons, and even blow stuff up on national tv and get paid for it.

Shoot a cannonball thru a house in a neighborhood nearby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-xBeqBNi4

Charlie Harper - two and a half men - mega rich, lives on the beach and does nothing but shag super hot birds and get drunk

Sackett58 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Other (specify) because Other (specify) did a great job in that one show, you know?

In all seriousness, someone from Mythbusters would be awesome. You get to set fires, shoot guns, build duct tape cannons, and even blow stuff up on national tv and get paid for it.

Shoot a cannonball thru a house in a neighborhood nearby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-xBeqBNi4

Yes, I know about that, but considering all of the things they've done, they have a pretty good track record of safety. The cannonball was a freak accident and they made repirations. Luckily, no one was hurt.

I come here. I see these names and pictures. I don't recognize any of them and... now I know how out of touch I am with the world

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Sackett58 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Other (specify) because Other (specify) did a great job in that one show, you know?

In all seriousness, someone from Mythbusters would be awesome. You get to set fires, shoot guns, build duct tape cannons, and even blow stuff up on national tv and get paid for it.

Shoot a cannonball thru a house in a neighborhood nearby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-xBeqBNi4

Yes, I know about that, but considering all of the things they've done, they have a pretty good track record of safety. The cannonball was a freak accident and they made repirations. Luckily, no one was hurt.

They apologized.

Fry, from Futurama. I've always wanted to wake up 1000 years in a fun looking future, and have a robot as a friend. Also, to make sweet love to a real cyclops mutant. And to travel the universe in a starship, even if as a delivery boy. I'd like to be a little smarter than Fry. But one can't have everything.


--Andy

Don Draper. 'Nuff said.

tkr4lf wrote:Don Draper. 'Nuff said.

+1

AndyDufresne wrote:Fry, from Futurama. I've always wanted to wake up 1000 years in a fun looking future, and have a robot as a friend. Also, to make sweet love to a real cyclops mutant. And to travel the universe in a starship, even if as a delivery boy. I'd like to be a little smarter than Fry. But one can't have everything.


--Andy

I agree about the futuristic theme, but I'd prefer being Lt. Colonel John Shepphard. He lives in highly advanced city, explores other worlds, dates a hot chick, shoots some green bimbo's and is a total boss in Stargate atlantis. Could it get any better?

The future of Futurama is more to my liking. A la, humorous.


--Andy

Tommy (Green Ranger).

So many good choices.

Shaggy gets to eat tons of food and never gets fat.
Actress (from Example Show) totally steals the show in every scene.
Agent Scully gets to play with herself.
The main character from Have Gun, Will Travel.
Columbo or MacGyver Ffs.
Any character from a harem anime.
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Anybody from Bonanza, or Bonzai, or Bananas in Pajamas or Berenstein Bears or Bass Fishin Bimbos or bamboozly boozer cruisers or Bjork Roasted by Al Roker.

Doctor Who

Lieutenant Uhura.

Open hailing frequencies once or twice a week. Occasionally adopt a puzzled expression. Collect full Lieutenants' pay!

Fritz the Cat