Conquer Club

Feeling the love this morning, troops! Feeling blessed!! Feeling sexual!!!

I'm very excited to share with you all today that the rumors you've heard of me making my glorious return to my home forum are true! Let the party begin!! You can start by repeating this life mantra my good friends, "life gave us all herpes so that the end wouldn't be such a disappointment". And so It'll sure be nice when it's all over with is what I always say.

For the time being however, you're all going to have to bear with me through another embarrassing outbreak. Lol! But it's only going to be as awkward as we choose to make it people. Maybe next time we'll all keep it in our pants, eh gang!? Bah! Fat chance!! Seriously though, let's learn our lesson there and we call all begin by counting our blessings.

I'm really just here in this pixalized form to remind you all how fortunate we really are to be alive. Alive together, living and breathing our wonderful Mother Earth Gaia's freshly brewed air. There's plenty of food, water and shelter in the world but unfortunately there's just not enough love at the moment. And when we discover that missing love nobody will be experiencing such strife.

And if everyone learned to share what they had nobody would be without that love. This is why I share with you all my disease so selflessly. Because my living through message is much more comfortable than me living in fear. So c'mon, everyone, it's time to shit, shave and shower up! Let'a get out there, troops!! We've got eachother to do!!

All I know is that I went to sleep alone one night and I woke up inside your hearts,



King_Herpes- protection wasn't always my passion but it certainly is now

♥♥♥♥♥

Ah, love.
I do fondly remember our first encounter although I'll have to say it was a little off-turning discovering our used condom discarded on the carpet...during! *chuckle*
Little did I know at the time that I was being freed, not burdened.
Thank you, King_Herpes!

FT
New Hamshire, USA

Odds are good that I had intercourse with one of the fine ladies in the King's signature. Therefore, yes, I love you too your majesty.

The main thing I missed is:

"Sorry about your little butt".

Best line ever.

What a positive heartfelt message. I'm really happy that you're taking the initiative to put yourself out on a limb and express yourself like that KH. I too will try to do my part to share and love to the best of my hearts abilities.

Not sure I follow.

Bollocks.

what a shock. serbia comes into a thread and baits another past member that has returned to the forums. hopefully this one doesn't get banned for made up reasons that were debated in the mod forums with no real evidence being shown.

Sorry, but I was not baiting anyone. Not sure what you're talking about here...?
Seriously, how the hell is that a bait? Or are you trying to troll me?

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:Not sure I follow.

Bollocks.

It's okay Serbia, sometimes it's really difficult to open you heart up and other people. But when you do, you feel this deep internal joy that warms your soul like the soft sunlight of a sunset. KH is being proactive and trying to share his love and joy with the forum in hopes that other will reciprocate this joy and love with others in the community. You too have the power to partake in this CC forum phenomenon, all you have to do is:

Crazyirishman wrote:

Serbia wrote:Not sure I follow.

Bollocks.

It's okay Serbia, sometimes it's really difficult to open you heart up and other people. But when you do, you feel this deep internal joy that warms your soul like the soft sunlight of a sunset. KH is being proactive and trying to share his love and joy with the forum in hopes that other will reciprocate this joy and love with others in the community. You too have the power to partake in this CC forum phenomenon, all you have to do is:

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BMO

Crazyirishman wrote:

Serbia wrote:Not sure I follow.

Bollocks.

It's okay Serbia, sometimes it's really difficult to open you heart up and other people. But when you do, you feel this deep internal joy that warms your soul like the soft sunlight of a sunset. KH is being proactive and trying to share his love and joy with the forum in hopes that other will reciprocate this joy and love with others in the community. You too have the power to partake in this CC forum phenomenon, all you have to do is:

I really hate opening up... but if you were to buy me a good dinner, you might yet break me.

Bollocks.

Let's have an orgy.


At Serbia's. TOmorrow. Fun starts at 6pm.

Sweet! I've got lots of liquor. Let's get this party started!

Bollocks.

Guys, although drunken orgies can be quite fun, that's only a temporary bodily love. We here in the CC forums should try to establish some everlasting soul love, which has the power to transcend time and space. Just look at these people who've opened up their soul and are appreciating the euphoric powers that love can give.

Indeed, while the revelry of a feverish search for the next moist orifice may bring a fleeting flush, it pales in comparison to the lasting, scarlet glow of a subsequently and periodically reacting virus.

It all reminds me of a favorite mantra of mine dear uncle: 'An orgy is fine of course, just remember not to put the cart before the horse.'

Crazyirishman wrote:Guys, although drunken orgies can be quite fun, that's only a temporary bodily love. We here in the CC forums should try to establish some everlasting soul love, which has the power to transcend time and space. Just look at these people who've opened up their soul and are appreciating the euphoric powers that love can give.

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Crazyirishman wrote:Guys, although drunken orgies can be quite fun, that's only a temporary bodily love.

Isn't that what we're talking about? I'm confused again.

Bollocks.

He's saying we should spend more time around the campfire, singing "Kum Ba Yah."

Well that's just boring.
"Let's get physical! Physical!"

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:Well that's just boring.
"Let's get physical! Physical!"

Bollocks.

Never mind the Bollocks. Here come the Sex Pistols.

Dukasaur wrote:

Serbia wrote:Well that's just boring.
"Let's get physical! Physical!"

Bollocks.

Never mind the Bollocks. Here come the Sex Pistols.

Sex Pistols,,, no JR here... but I feel like a MOVE to OT

Ok, so KH is in love with GD. I get it.

But c'mon man, you've been back 3 days now and not a single OT post? Aren't we worth a quickie at least? We're cool with sloppy seconds.