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I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:52 pm

Since i joined CC i mostly enjoyed playing games,
and post for fun
and for some occasions not for fun but to make a statement,
but lately i postet carcatures from an Austrian artist which i believe is a funny guy.

The problem is, even Betiko made me aware of it,
i did not take it serious ( typical european mindset), so i did post a picture with a penis,

after my 24 hour forum ban, i did take the time to read the community and forum guidelines and rules,
its sad i did this after been punished.
So here is my sincere appology to the entire CC Forum Community
I am sorry guys and girls, if i did something stupid to you,
it was not my intention, and now i do understand it
this are the rules and i play by the rules

but as the clown i am, i could not resist to post this picture



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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:01 pm

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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:42 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby oVo on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:20 am

There used to be a conservative republican congressman from Texas named Dick Armey which I always thought was funny.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:10 am

Sometimes our eye dont see the real picture,
how about this picture, where i had to look 3 times to see whats wrong here.

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:20 am

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Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:45 am

look at this cute little piglet!

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not sure about the weather tomorrow!

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what do you think of this ear piercing?

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and glad i changed this light bulb!

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby oVo on Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:46 pm

Hey there little piggy, can you hear me now?
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Postby TeeGee on Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:24 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:04 am

Yey!!

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:06 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:08 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:26 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:29 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:29 pm

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby JBlombier on Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:44 pm

This thread is everything you want it to be. Well done, OT.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:07 pm

JBlombier wrote:This thread is everything you want it to be. Well done, OT.


Of all the threads on OT, the one about penises interested you the most. Well done, JB.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:28 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:Image


I don't get this one.. it's not the bride's hand in the sailor's pants?
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:32 pm

betiko wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:Image


I don't get this one.. it's not the bride's hand in the sailor's pants?

It's the preacher holding the sermon book in his hand. Because he's so much smaller than the sailor, he almost disappears behind him, but you can see a small part of his face under the sailor's chin, as well as the hand of course.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:59 am

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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:59 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:03 am

My favorite is still the one with the earring posted from Betiko, shocking pic.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:58 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby betiko on Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:05 am

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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

Postby AslanTheKing on Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:37 pm

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