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If you haven't heard already, Anders Breivik is complaining about having to play bad video games in his solitary confinement prison cell. http://www.euronews.com/2014/02/14/far- ... ames-end-/
"Rayman Revolution" is one game he refers to as being torture to play. Nominate games you think are so bad that even Anders Breivik wouldn't want to play them in his solitary confinement.
You can also second a game already nominated if you agree that it sucks. The game with the most "seconds" will be put at the top of the list and be our least recommended game. You can nominate several games, I only nominated one right now but that's because I can't think of any more at the moment but I've played a lot of bad games so it'll increase in time.

Games Breivik wouldn't want to play:
1. Jazzpunk (nominated by Gillipig)
2. GTA IV (nominated by AoG)
3. Dr. Mario (nominated by Dukasaur)
4. Asteroids (nominated by Dukasaur)
5. Assassin's Creed 1 (nominated by BBS)
6. Mario Party (nominated by Gillipig)
7. Streets of SimCity (nominated by DoomYoshi)
8. All popular FPS games (nominated by BBS)
9. NCAA Football 2007 (nominated by muy_thaiguy)

GTA IV

Dr. Mario

Dukasaur wrote:Dr. Mario

... and Asteriods.

5. Any first-person shooter where you play as an Arab.

BigBallinStalin wrote:5. Any first-person shooter where you play as an Arab.

Assassin's Creed 1 is the only one that comes to mind.

@Duka: I grew up playing a game very similar to asteroids and loved it. Can't remember the name of it but it had the same very advanced gameplay hehe.

Anyone going to nominate Tetris yet?

I nominate "Mario Party".

Streets of SimCity... It could've been so good if it weren't for the bugs.

CC with interminable lag.

Gillipig wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:5. Any first-person shooter where you play as an Arab.

Assassin's Creed 1 is the only one that comes to mind.

@Duka: I grew up playing a game very similar to asteroids and loved it. Can't remember the name of it but it had the same very advanced gameplay hehe.

Anyone going to nominate Tetris yet?

I nominate "Mario Party".

I object to AC 1. Its a decent game when you haven't played the rest of the series. (Also not FPS... hahaha you never use a gun).
I nominate having to play as Mew Two in Super Smash Melee

Gillipig wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:5. Any first-person shooter where you play as an Arab.

Assassin's Creed 1 is the only one that comes to mind.
/quote]

Battlefield series
Counter-strike
Probably Call of Duty, not sure though

rishaed wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:5. Any first-person shooter where you play as an Arab.

Assassin's Creed 1 is the only one that comes to mind.

@Duka: I grew up playing a game very similar to asteroids and loved it. Can't remember the name of it but it had the same very advanced gameplay hehe.

Anyone going to nominate Tetris yet?

I nominate "Mario Party".

I object to AC 1. Its a decent game when you haven't played the rest of the series. (Also not FPS... hahaha you never use a gun).
I nominate having to play as Mew Two in Super Smash Melee

Plus it's in 3rd person as well.

NCAA Football 2007. I know the ones after it have issues, but in that one, you can't throw the ball past 20 yards, and that's just the beginning.

rishaed wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:5. Any first-person shooter where you play as an Arab.

Assassin's Creed 1 is the only one that comes to mind.

@Duka: I grew up playing a game very similar to asteroids and loved it. Can't remember the name of it but it had the same very advanced gameplay hehe.

Anyone going to nominate Tetris yet?

I nominate "Mario Party".

I object to AC 1. Its a decent game when you haven't played the rest of the series. (Also not FPS... hahaha you never use a gun).
I nominate having to play as Mew Two in Super Smash Melee

Well technically he has a gun like contraption in his arsenal, or perhaps that was AC2? It probably was.
Can't nominate a character, only games.

-ninja turtles on the NES. Unplayable, drove generations of children insane and psychopath.
-flappy bird (modern I know, but it's driving people so crazy that it's programmer who was doing 50 000$ a day decided to remove it from the android/apple store, whe was having nightmare thinking how miserable people were playing that game)

Twister

betiko wrote:-ninja turtles on the NES. Unplayable, drove generations of children insane and psychopath.
-flappy bird (modern I know, but it's driving people so crazy that it's programmer who was doing 50 000$ a day decided to remove it from the android/apple store, whe was having nightmare thinking how miserable people were playing that game)

The creator of flappy bird committed suicide.

notyou2 wrote:Twister

Heresy! One must assume you have only ever played twister with overweight, hair men or buffalo, rather than with attractive ladies.

Once - and only once unfortunately - I played strip twister with one other guy and about four other girls, and if you failed you weren't out, but had to remove a piece of clothing. Happy days.

iAmCaffeine wrote:

betiko wrote:-ninja turtles on the NES. Unplayable, drove generations of children insane and psychopath.
-flappy bird (modern I know, but it's driving people so crazy that it's programmer who was doing 50 000$ a day decided to remove it from the android/apple store, whe was having nightmare thinking how miserable people were playing that game)

The creator of flappy bird committed suicide.

as in learn to diferenciate news from hoax caf!

Eh, I just saw the article in passing, never read it.

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iAmCaffeine wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Twister

Heresy! One must assume you have only ever played twister with overweight, hair men or buffalo, rather than with attractive ladies.

Once - and only once unfortunately - I played strip twister with one other guy and about four other girls, and if you failed you weren't out, but had to remove a piece of clothing. Happy days.

So I can assume you would like to play Twister in prison.

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Now we know why you mislike hills.

notyou2 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Twister

Heresy! One must assume you have only ever played twister with overweight, hair men or buffalo, rather than with attractive ladies.

Once - and only once unfortunately - I played strip twister with one other guy and about four other girls, and if you failed you weren't out, but had to remove a piece of clothing. Happy days.

So I can assume you would like to play Twister in prison.

Haven't been to prison yet!

iAmCaffeine wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Twister

Heresy! One must assume you have only ever played twister with overweight, hair men or buffalo, rather than with attractive ladies.

Once - and only once unfortunately - I played strip twister with one other guy and about four other girls, and if you failed you weren't out, but had to remove a piece of clothing. Happy days.

So I can assume you would like to play Twister in prison.

Haven't been to prison yet!

I agree Twister is a fun game, but the subject is "List of games so bad Breivik wouldn't want to play them". If I was Anders Breivik (the mass murderer of children) and in prison, Twister would be a very bad game to play.

i think that dodgeball might not be a good idea eather.

notyou2 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Twister

Heresy! One must assume you have only ever played twister with overweight, hair men or buffalo, rather than with attractive ladies.

Once - and only once unfortunately - I played strip twister with one other guy and about four other girls, and if you failed you weren't out, but had to remove a piece of clothing. Happy days.

So I can assume you would like to play Twister in prison.

Haven't been to prison yet!

I agree Twister is a fun game, but the subject is "List of games so bad Breivik wouldn't want to play them". If I was Anders Breivik (the mass murderer of children) and in prison, Twister would be a very bad game to play.

Add to the list Antichamber. . . very addictive logic puzzle game, but also not logical at the same time. Also causes headaches over long periods of time.

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