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Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:47 pm
by saxitoxin
GOPCARE (Orin Hatch - 2013)
- Prohibit insurance companies from discriminating against people with preexisting conditions.
- Allow insurance companies to charge extra to people who disenrolled from health insurance for more than 60 days.
- Everyone who didn't have insurance and made under X$ would be auto-enrolled in a "catastrophic" plan

HILLARYCARE (Hillary Clinton - 1993)
- Require everyone to purchase health insurance from a health insurance corporation under penalty of law.
- Prohibit health insurance companies from disenrolling anyone, even if they stop paying

OBAMACARE / ROMNEYCARE (Mitt Romney / Barack Obama - 2004 / 2008)
- Prohibit insurance companies from discriminating against people with preexisting conditions.
- Allow insurance companies to require everyone purchase one of their products.
- Allow adults to remain covered by their parents plans until age 26.
- Lower the income threshold for Medicaid eligibility.

SCHWEITZERCARE (Brian Schweitzer - 2012)
- Everyone who is ineligible for private health insurance due to preexisting conditions can pay to enroll in Medicare.
- abolish Medicaid; replace with state nationalized pauper's hospitals for those who would otherwise use Medicaid

UKCARE (Clement Attlee - 1948)
- nationalize all hospitals

Re: Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:14 pm
by Army of GOD
Where's nietzscheCARE?

Re: Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:51 pm
by saxitoxin
Army of GOD wrote:Where's nietzscheCARE?


NIETZSCHECARE (nietzsche - 2014)
- Offers free gynecological screenings to women 18-30 years old in the backroom of a sketchy looking hacienda in the middle of the Chihuahuan Desert, with three vicious pitbulls tied up outside and banda music playing non-stop
- no other benefits

Re: Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:03 pm
by Army of GOD
Good luck with fat bitches

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:35 pm
by DoomYoshi
These all suck cock. I vote for making health insurance illegal. Force people to pay doctors directly.

The only reason health care costs are so high is because on the supply and demand curve, the price for demand is not fixed by consumers, but by mega-insurance companies.

Re: Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:37 am
by saxitoxin
DoomYoshi wrote:These all suck cock.


No, that's AOGCare.

Re: Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:56 am
by thegreekdog
Where's the option to roll everything back to pre 1930?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:16 am
by notyou2
thegreekdog wrote:Where's the option to roll everything back to pre 1930?


That is the "move to a poor third world country" option.

Re: Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:07 am
by Metsfanmax
Where is SaxiCare?

Re: Which U.S. health alternative do you support?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:04 pm
by nietzsche
Metsfanmax wrote:Where is SaxiCare?


That's a 30-min session of tickling or until you get better.