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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu May 03, 2018 6:08 pm

mrswdk wrote:Would you like to taste those sweet juices, Bern?


Yech!!! You changed avatars. Sorry lost my appetite.....
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Postby 2dimes on Thu May 03, 2018 6:09 pm

Why? Looks like someone you'd want to take "camping."
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu May 03, 2018 7:11 pm

2dimes wrote:Why? Looks like someone you'd want to take "camping."


This is true. We always need a party favor when we go camping.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 20, 2018 9:07 pm

hi I'm AoG and I'm pimpdave's multi
mrswdk is a ho
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon May 21, 2018 10:40 am

Hi I'm Bernie Sanders and I'm AoG multi
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Postby notyou2 on Mon May 21, 2018 12:57 pm

I'm flabbergasted
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Postby Serbia on Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:59 am

I’m Serbia. Been a while. I have interests, clothes, and like music others hate. I’m a human, which makes me unique to myself and yet ordinary all the same. I believe in Society, as humans are ultimately social animals. I smelt a rotting human body this past Monday.

I’m Serbia. I’m interesting; I’m uninteresting. I exist until I don’t.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
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Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:25 am

Serbia wrote:I’m Serbia. Been a while. I have interests, clothes, and like music others hate. I’m a human, which makes me unique to myself and yet ordinary all the same. I believe in Society, as humans are ultimately social animals. I smelt a rotting human body this past Monday.

I’m Serbia. I’m interesting; I’m uninteresting. I exist until I don’t.


Welcome back, Serbia!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:20 pm

I'm on drugs.
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Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:26 pm

I take drugs five times a day. Sometimes more.
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Postby Lootifer on Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:44 am

Serbia wrote:I’m Serbia. Been a while. I have interests, clothes, and like music others hate. I’m a human, which makes me unique to myself and yet ordinary all the same. I believe in Society, as humans are ultimately social animals. I smelt a rotting human body this past Monday.

I’m Serbia. I’m interesting; I’m uninteresting. I exist until I don’t.

I am Loot.

I like Serbia, and others, sometimes.
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Postby notyou2 on Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:41 am

bromance
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Postby Army of GOD on Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:01 pm

Lootifer wrote:
Serbia wrote:I’m Serbia. Been a while. I have interests, clothes, and like music others hate. I’m a human, which makes me unique to myself and yet ordinary all the same. I believe in Society, as humans are ultimately social animals. I smelt a rotting human body this past Monday.

I’m Serbia. I’m interesting; I’m uninteresting. I exist until I don’t.

I am Loot.

I like Serbia, and others, sometimes.

wait wtf where have you been
mrswdk is a ho
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Postby Serbia on Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:39 pm

Me, Loot, or Woodruff?
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might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
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Postby tzor on Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:40 am

I sing in a barbershop quartet (with three other guys)
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Occasionally to a gal celebrating her birthday.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:13 pm

I didn't expect the second guy from the left to be so fat. His body looks abnormally large with no showing of it from his face.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:27 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:I didn't expect the second guy from the left to be so fat. His body looks abnormally large with no showing of it from his face.


He's a former fireman. (Actually he was a part of the investigation unit that determines the causes of fires.)
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby KoolBak on Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:37 am

Are you also Karlas Coach?
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:45 pm

sent le singe ici
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:32 am

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My Name is Tzor and I'm an Islanders Fan. I am such a fan that I had to get the upgraded version of the ugliest jersey ever worn in professional hockey - the Fisherman Logo.
I took the train to Brooklyn to watch the Islanders play the Senators. As I passed the first swag shop I saw them in the back. You can't even find these things online these days.
So I said to myself, I would consider it at the second intermission if we weren't down by much.
So at the end of the second period we were only down by 2. Would you believe my size was the first one on the rack?
On the way back, I was running our of time and the line at the Starbucks stand was long. The third period started and we managed to tie the game.
I got my whatever those things are called with caramel, and the Islanders managed to win that game in style.
I checked this morning and we currently have a playoff spot. Imagine that.
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