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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby iliveonemoretime on Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:28 pm

Hi My name Is Alexis, I just want to play online games mobile games and all the games. Well lets call it GAMERS@WERK!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Colemanus on Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:22 pm

Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby betiko on Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:12 am

Colemanus wrote:Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.


Well.. try winning then! Why don t you try the academy of cooks to learn a few tricks?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:06 am

Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby betiko on Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:34 am

mrswdk wrote:Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.


Obviously Coleman US: not cal'em anus silly
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:27 pm

I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:07 am

Why would anyone have anus in his name? I'm sure there's a shitty story behind his reasons.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby betiko on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:26 am

Does mrswdk stand for "my reasonably sized wet dark krack?"
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:52 am

It stands for 五道口姐
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby waauw on Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:34 am

mrswdk wrote:It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:42 am

You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby waauw on Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:59 pm

mrswdk wrote:You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

Sounds complicated. You might have to write me an essay on it.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:29 pm

waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?

That's like saying Picasso was bad at painting.
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mrswdk wrote:Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

I don't know if you are aware of it, but in the Eastern Orthodox tradition, ICONS are not drawn but written.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:57 am

My name is Army of GOD and I've never seen my face other than through a reflection, a photo of me or a video of me
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:47 am

Try spraying some acid in your eyes. You will be taken to the emergency room to have your eyeballs washed, which will involve popping them out of their socket. While they're out you could then turn one around and use it to look directly at your own face.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:31 pm

[citation needed]
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:07 pm

A guy I worked with at my old company told me his friend's brother once did it and it was mad cool.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby demonfork on Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:53 pm

mrswdk wrote:I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.


Reported!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:37 am

demonfork wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.


Reported!


I have counter-reported you in retaliation, but will retract my report if you a) retract yours as all and b) pay me $43+ in compensation.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:00 pm

I guess this thread has accomplished its goal, then: you two have been successfully introduced.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:34 am

Dukasaur wrote:I guess this thread has accomplished its goal, then: you two have been successfully introduced.


This thread is a dating site?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:48 am

In all these pages, nobody has correctly answered the question. "Why not introduce yourself?"
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:00 pm

Because nietzsche can see these posts.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:40 pm

mrswdk wrote:Because nietzsche can see these posts.



Hi, my name is Bernie and I want to eat mrs avatar.
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Postby mrswdk on Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:31 pm

Would you like to taste those sweet juices, Bern?
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