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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:59 am

I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.

May God have mercy on us.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:31 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.

May God have mercy on us.


May God also have mercy on ourselves.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:45 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.

May God have mercy on us.

In my mercy I forgive you, benighted simpleton that you are. All jokes aside, I believe you would be much happier after you say Shahada.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby jackrusoe on Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:53 pm

Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:12 pm

Welcome to Jack.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Sep 06, 2016 4:39 am

jackrusoe wrote:Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself =D> =D> =D>


Location: Marseille.

This is obviously AoG's new boyfriend that he's made in France. That didn't take long.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Sep 13, 2016 7:46 pm

notyou2 wrote:Welcome to Jack.

No no no!
Jack to welcome!
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:33 pm

Jack off?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:03 pm

jackrusoe wrote:Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself =D> =D> =D>

Do you like watching Gladiator movies?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby apey on Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:48 am

notyou2 wrote:Jack off?

Has anyone ever told you that you are a dirty old mn?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:39 am

apey wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Jack off?

Has anyone ever told you that you are a dirty old mn?

Look out notyou2, she'll be stalking you now relentlessly.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby waauw on Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:12 pm

Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:15 am

waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?

Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:27 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?

Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.


Do you have a lakeside holiday home in Thailand?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:21 am

BoganGod wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?

Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.


Do you have a lakeside holiday home in Thailand?

If I did, I would invite muy_thaiguy to my love nest.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:14 pm

Ohai, I'm Serbia!1! Hai~! Why not?! lolz?! ?! !!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby pghero on Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:26 am

New to this - suggested by a friend. Great community you guys seem to have here!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:20 am

My name is Bogan. You may call me Mr God. I created deplorable Hilary, and sell out Bernie as punishment for the american people. Though shalt not destabilise the globe and have peace at home.


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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:30 pm

My names DDS. Im an asshole.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby riskllama on Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.

gods perfect asshole?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:12 pm

A hairy one to boot
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:28 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.

I'm tempted to break out in song....
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:13 am

Dukasaur wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.

I'm tempted to break out in song....

Yes I can see that as the first line in a Long Meter arrangement. (Common Meter could also work)
But I'm having a hard time getting a third line to rhyme with asshole. :twisted:
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Sounds like a hit.

Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:34 am

How's this?

My name is DDS.
I am an asshole.
What do they use to cut Tzor's hair.
Looks like a soup bowl.
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