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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:28 pm
by iliveonemoretime
Hi My name Is Alexis, I just want to play online games mobile games and all the games. Well lets call it GAMERS@WERK!

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:22 pm
by Colemanus
Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:12 am
by betiko
Colemanus wrote:Darnell Coleman the one who keeps on playing though I lose alot.


Well.. try winning then! Why don t you try the academy of cooks to learn a few tricks?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:06 am
by mrswdk
Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:34 am
by betiko
mrswdk wrote:Colemanus how do you pronounce your name? I've always wondered.


Obviously Coleman US: not cal'em anus silly

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:27 pm
by mrswdk
I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:07 am
by Bernie Sanders
Why would anyone have anus in his name? I'm sure there's a shitty story behind his reasons.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:26 am
by betiko
Does mrswdk stand for "my reasonably sized wet dark krack?"

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:52 am
by mrswdk
It stands for 五道口姐

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:34 am
by waauw
mrswdk wrote:It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:42 am
by mrswdk
You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:59 pm
by waauw
mrswdk wrote:You mean, like, the Chinese character for 'eye' is a picture of an eye and so on? Originally I think a lot of them were but most have evolved over time and now it doesn't really work like that.

Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

Sounds complicated. You might have to write me an essay on it.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:29 pm
by tzor
waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:It stands for 五道口姐

I read chinese characters are actually drawn representations of words. Is this true? If so, are all chinese this bad at drawing?

That's like saying Picasso was bad at painting.
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mrswdk wrote:Also, you don't 'draw' a Chinese character, you 'write' it. COMPRENDE?

I don't know if you are aware of it, but in the Eastern Orthodox tradition, ICONS are not drawn but written.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:57 am
by Army of GOD
My name is Army of GOD and I've never seen my face other than through a reflection, a photo of me or a video of me

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:47 am
by mrswdk
Try spraying some acid in your eyes. You will be taken to the emergency room to have your eyeballs washed, which will involve popping them out of their socket. While they're out you could then turn one around and use it to look directly at your own face.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:31 pm
by Army of GOD
[citation needed]

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:07 pm
by mrswdk
A guy I worked with at my old company told me his friend's brother once did it and it was mad cool.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:53 pm
by demonfork
mrswdk wrote:I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.


Reported!

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:37 am
by mrswdk
demonfork wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I am 99% sure his name is ‘anus’ but I just need his confirmation.


Reported!


I have counter-reported you in retaliation, but will retract my report if you a) retract yours as all and b) pay me $43+ in compensation.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:00 pm
by Dukasaur
I guess this thread has accomplished its goal, then: you two have been successfully introduced.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:34 am
by Bernie Sanders
Dukasaur wrote:I guess this thread has accomplished its goal, then: you two have been successfully introduced.


This thread is a dating site?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:48 am
by Dukasaur
In all these pages, nobody has correctly answered the question. "Why not introduce yourself?"

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:00 pm
by mrswdk
Because nietzsche can see these posts.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:40 pm
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:Because nietzsche can see these posts.



Hi, my name is Bernie and I want to eat mrs avatar.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:31 pm
by mrswdk
Would you like to taste those sweet juices, Bern?