Conquer Club

For a limited time only I will be buying saxbux at a rate of 10 saxbux for 1 demon dollar (exchange rate subject to change without notice).

This will only apply to saxbux already issued on or before 5/19/2014.

Get in while you still can before saxbux become completely worthless. This is a great opportunity to convert your holdings of saxbux to a currency that has a bright future with unlimited growth potential!


Don't be left caught holding the bag!!

I killed your kind in Neverwinter Nights.

ALL SAXBUCKS BEING RECALLED

I have became aware of a plot to crash the value of SaxBucks and am, therefore, declaring a State of Emergency. The value of all accounts denominated in SaxBucks in all ConquerBanks have just been transferred into a non-distributable trust account I've established, effective May 20, 2014 at 4:30 p.m. PST. They will be released to you when the emergency has passed. Also, all trading on the SaxExchange is suspended until further notice, and ConquerMall is now closed for business. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

I killed your kind in Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.

Dukasaur wrote:I killed your kind in Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.

I bet you made a swimsuit from dental floss too.

The CC economy is crashing harder than a car driven by Ray Charles.

The Bank of AoG does not even recognize Demon dollars as a valid currency (similar to Duka dollars).

Can we please know which colour of conquer star each currency is?
I am getting confused with this micro economy and all the geopolitical drama.

Uh oh. The conquer stars are now going to become the defacto currency.


--Andy

saxitoxin wrote:ALL SAXBUCKS BEING RECALLED

I have became aware of a plot to crash the value of SaxBucks and am, therefore, declaring a State of Emergency. The value of all accounts denominated in SaxBucks in all ConquerBanks have just been transferred into a non-distributable trust account I've established, effective May 20, 2014 at 4:30 p.m. PST. They will be released to you when the emergency has passed. Also, all trading on the SaxExchange is suspended until further notice, and ConquerMall is now closed for business. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Yeah, I'm sure the state will just peacefully return all of the property it claimed to its people. Saxi doesn't like communism until it's convenient for him.

Told you guys not to go long Saxbucks more than 1% of your portfolios! Foolios!

AndyDufresne wrote:Uh oh. The conquer stars are now going to become the defacto currency.


--Andy

Who has been feeding you the gossip

Metsfanmax wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:ALL SAXBUCKS BEING RECALLED

I have became aware of a plot to crash the value of SaxBucks and am, therefore, declaring a State of Emergency. The value of all accounts denominated in SaxBucks in all ConquerBanks have just been transferred into a non-distributable trust account I've established, effective May 20, 2014 at 4:30 p.m. PST. They will be released to you when the emergency has passed. Also, all trading on the SaxExchange is suspended until further notice, and ConquerMall is now closed for business. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Yeah, I'm sure the state will just peacefully return all of the property it claimed to its people. Saxi doesn't like communism until it's convenient for him.

ITT: saxitoxin reveals he is FDR

ATTENTION, PLEASE

Due to a variety of issues too complex to explain, we have decided to liquidate the temporary trust fund of SaxBucks all of your SaxBucks were stored in since two days ago and abolish the SaxBucks currency (for domestic use only). Fortunately, by coincidence, Conquer Stars are already in circulation and are taking over as the new currency, which will be backed by the old SaxBucks. CIRCULATION OF SAXBUCKS IS NOW PROHIBITED

The old SaxBucks will be safely stored at the new SaxBucks Depository. We have appointed BBS to audit the SaxBucks Depository and he will occasionally report to the public guaranteeing the safety of the old SaxBucks and, thereby, the value of Conquer Stars.

Thank you for your cooperation during this transition. Feel free to file your complaints here:



You can also feel free to stuff AoG in there too, if you like.

saxitoxin wrote:Due to a variety of issues too complex to explain

They're not complex, you're just a liar.

Metsfanmax wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Due to a variety of issues too complex to explain

They're not complex, you're just a liar.

THE DECISION IS FINAL. EVERYONE LOG-OFF. GATHERING IN THIS THREAD IS HEREBY PROHIBITED.

saxitoxin wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Due to a variety of issues too complex to explain

They're not complex, you're just a liar.

THE DECISION IS FINAL. EVERYONE LOG-OFF. GATHERING IN THIS THREAD IS HEREBY PROHIBITED.

saxi really is Stalin.

Stallin is a Girl Guide compared to Saxi.

Don't mind me, I'm just loitering

--Andy

I am not sure the Royal Bank of Saxi will ever find my stash.

betiko wrote:I am not sure the Royal Bank of Saxi will ever find my stash.

Sorry Betiko. Everyone knows you keep your SaxBux hidden inside baguettes.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

betiko wrote:I am not sure the Royal Bank of Saxi will ever find my stash.

Sorry Betiko. Everyone knows you keep your SaxBux hidden inside baguettes.


--Andy

Yes but no one knows where I hide my baguettes. And I m sorry but I will not give back saxibucks.

betiko wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

betiko wrote:I am not sure the Royal Bank of Saxi will ever find my stash.

Sorry Betiko. Everyone knows you keep your SaxBux hidden inside baguettes.


--Andy

Yes but no one knows where I hide my baguettes. And I m sorry but I will not give back saxibucks.

You keep your baguettes disguised as a table:




--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

betiko wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

betiko wrote:I am not sure the Royal Bank of Saxi will ever find my stash.

Sorry Betiko. Everyone knows you keep your SaxBux hidden inside baguettes.


--Andy

Yes but no one knows where I hide my baguettes. And I m sorry but I will not give back saxibucks.

You keep your baguettes disguised as a table:




--Andy

Ok andy and why the hell are you telling all these stuff publicly? You really want me to get into trouble init?