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What's your BMI?

 
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:36 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:According to my BMI, I am overweight.


haha, I'm obese


thank god BMI differentiates between fat vs. muscle


God has nothing to do with it.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Rockalbert on Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:58 am

The normal BMI for a woman ranges between 18.5 and 24.9 If the body mass index measurement comes out to less than 18.5, the woman is considered underweight. :roll:

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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:37 am

Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby waauw on Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:03 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!

Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:55 am

waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!

Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.


What would be the fun in that?
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:44 am

Dukasaur wrote:
waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!

Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.


What would be the fun in that?


Waauw is trying out for sainthood. Rather laugh with the sinners, then cry with the saints.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby tzor on Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:30 pm

waauw wrote:Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.


That's a great idea. Water, Water, Water, Water ... Scotch.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby waauw on Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:10 pm

You're all just a bunch of greasballs.
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:16 am

Donut already has six common spellings, BS just made it .
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Re: What's your BMI?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:25 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Donut already has six common spellings, BS just made it .


Thank you, my sweet Nazi spelling friend.

Merry Christmas to your donut eating family.
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