Conquer Club

The International Day of No Prostitution

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.
Post a reply

Will you observe the IDONP?

 
Total votes : 0

The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:36 pm

is today.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internati ... ostitution
User avatar
Corporal saxitoxin
 
Posts: 12104
Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:01 am
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:41 pm

International Day of Body Fascism
Lieutenant mrswdk
 
Posts: 14898
Joined: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:37 am
Location: Red Swastika School
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:54 pm

I would probably hire a prostitute just for spite's sake, if I knew where to obtain such services.

-TG
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class TA1LGUNN3R
 
Posts: 2699
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:52 am
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:56 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I would probably hire a prostitute just for spite's sake, if I knew where to obtain such services.

-TG


Look on the left side of the screen where it says "Interaction Menu." Then click "Inbox" and then click "Compose Message." In the "TO:" line type the following letters: m, r, s, w, d, k (no commas). Then, in the message space type what services you'd like to procure. Then click "send."
User avatar
Corporal saxitoxin
 
Posts: 12104
Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:01 am
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:06 pm

Hot diggity.

-TG
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class TA1LGUNN3R
 
Posts: 2699
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:52 am
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby betiko on Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:10 pm

Giggity giggity!
Image
User avatar
Major betiko
 
Posts: 10941
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:05 pm
Location: location, location
22
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby riskllama on Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:14 pm

what about escorts and courtesans? are they lumped in here as well, or do they get their own day?
Image
User avatar
Lieutenant riskllama
 
Posts: 8875
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:50 pm
Location: deep inside Queen Charlotte.
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby notyou2 on Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:06 pm

Is there a Mistress day?
Image
User avatar
Captain notyou2
 
Posts: 6447
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 am
Location: In the here and now
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby owenshooter on Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:17 pm

couldn't figure out what my mom was still doing at home...-Jésus noir
Image
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
User avatar
Lieutenant owenshooter
 
Posts: 13051
Joined: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:01 pm
Location: Deep in the Heart of Tx
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:49 am

I'm not going to let some poor prostitute starve because of a silly holiday; on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows!
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 2494
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby riskllama on Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:51 am

Funkyterrance wrote:I'm not going to let some poor prostitute starve because of a silly holiday; on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows!

best philanthropist ever?
Image
User avatar
Lieutenant riskllama
 
Posts: 8875
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:50 pm
Location: deep inside Queen Charlotte.
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:21 am

Funkyterrance wrote:on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows


Later, at FT's home ...

Image
User avatar
Corporal saxitoxin
 
Posts: 12104
Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:01 am
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:27 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:on this day my home shall be a haven to as many prostututes as my budget allows


Later, at FT's home ...

Image

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers but Esmeralda's not really my type, saxi... I prefer shemales.
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 2494
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby waauw on Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:42 am

I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?
User avatar
Lieutenant waauw
 
Posts: 4756
Joined: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:46 pm
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:53 am

waauw wrote:I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?

Nope. You have to hire a prostitute today per usual.You're just going to have to wait till next year, young man.
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 2494
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby waauw on Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:01 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
waauw wrote:I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?

Nope. You have to hire a prostitute today per usual.You're just going to have to wait till next year, young man.


Image
User avatar
Lieutenant waauw
 
Posts: 4756
Joined: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:46 pm
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:02 pm

waauw wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
waauw wrote:I only read this now. Is it ok if I have my sabathical day today?

Nope. You have to hire a prostitute today per usual.You're just going to have to wait till next year, young man.


Image

Are you insinuating that the only way a dwarf can get a date is with a prostitute???
Image
User avatar
Colonel Funkyterrance
 
Posts: 2494
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 pm
Location: New Hampshire, USA
Top

Re: The International Day of No Prostitution

Postby waauw on Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:34 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Are you insinuating that the only way a dwarf can get a date is with a prostitute???


I'm saying dwarves and prostitutes seek each other out. It's a force of nature.
User avatar
Lieutenant waauw
 
Posts: 4756
Joined: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:46 pm
Top
Post a reply

Return to Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Powered by phpBB